From toxbs at yahoo.com Tue Oct 6 11:09:08 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Tue Oct 6 11:09:20 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> Message-ID: <630279.62692.qm@web31505.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Hey all, I finally started putting together a wikipedia page for all the CPAOD endeavors. I'll be a few days before it goes public, but I wanted to give people a heads up. All input and help with the page is welcome. Feel very, very, free to contribute once it is up. Thanks! Bruce "Wakka Wakka Wikki" Young -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091006/7fb2aea7/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 6 13:11:44 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 6 13:12:02 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACB7A50.40609@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Mum muuaahhahha! I'm not sure I trust this evilness... but we know where your page is, and we can wiki war if we need to. ;) (Ah, in all honesty... let's build up the weirdo community there instead of causing anything to get removed. I know Bruce already linked the evil Loose Cannon Mike Hemmingson's wiki page, and I told him there's a Permeable Press page -- I had talked to Brian Clark about it a while back. Will need to call everyone in to find everything and get it all hooked up.) AS FAR AS I KNOW there'll also be a DE one, so people can tell wacky DE stories... as long as they're worded cleverly enough to avoid removal. ;) We could always do transitory Facebook or Myspace pages for the scary stuff and pictures. ;) Make a YouTube vudeo of DE pics and see how long that takes to get removed. I dunno. I got banned from Yahoo groups pretty easily, I don't underestimate these places... Getting banned sucks, let's not do that. Except maybe under a bunch of anonymous YouTube and Facebook accounts. ;) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Tue Oct 6 15:24:12 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Tue Oct 6 15:24:35 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <4ACB7A50.40609@netonecom.net> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: I like making fake Wordpress blogs to slam people -- Wordpress has the best indexing with Google. When did you talk to Brian Clark? I have emailed him now and then over the last five-six years and he never replies. Lance Olsen said the same. Did he snub his authors? Kinda weird. Ah, "Loose Cannon." I forgot that old nickname. What if Buddy Pacquer had his own blog? :0 Michael Hemmingson > Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 11:11:44 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > Mum muuaahhahha! > > I'm not sure I trust this evilness... but we know where your > page is, and we can wiki war if we need to. ;) > > (Ah, in all honesty... let's build up the weirdo community there > instead of causing anything to get removed. I know Bruce already > linked the evil Loose Cannon Mike Hemmingson's wiki page, and I > told him there's a Permeable Press page -- I had talked to Brian > Clark about it a while back. Will need to call everyone in to > find everything and get it all hooked up.) > > AS FAR AS I KNOW there'll also be a DE one, so people can tell > wacky DE stories... as long as they're worded cleverly enough to > avoid removal. ;) > > We could always do transitory Facebook or Myspace pages for the > scary stuff and pictures. ;) Make a YouTube vudeo of DE pics > and see how long that takes to get removed. I dunno. I got > banned from Yahoo groups pretty easily, I don't underestimate > these places... > > Getting banned sucks, let's not do that. Except maybe under a > bunch of anonymous YouTube and Facebook accounts. ;) > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141665/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091006/ead257f6/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 6 16:02:16 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 6 16:02:38 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACBA248.2030306@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > I like making fake Wordpress blogs to slam people -- Wordpress has the > best indexing with Google. Don't slam me... I'm, um, well I'm not nice, but... I am a fun having evil-doer. ;) Plus if the world (fringe world) can recall the existence of CPAOD, I can start doing things again. *sigh* Right now there doesn't seem to be a lot of point, because no one would notice, but hopefully that will change. It's not like I meant to have a complete break-down and drop out of sight, these things just kinda happen sometimes. Maybe I would have been okay if there had simply been more acid in the world. Blame the big acid busts, they destroyed society. CPAOD and DE have so many different things to reference to (and be referenced from), I don't think there'll be a problem with getting plenty of that. As long as people help dig up the options. There's a Semiotext(e) mention because of the Hakim Bey interview, etc etc. > When did you talk to Brian Clark? I dunno. Maybe it was early this year or last year. I noticed his wiki and emailed, and he said I should do a wiki and we would link ours up. Of course I wasn't going to do my own wiki, so I had to sit around waiting forever for it to happen. Oh... Actually there was something about Go. He was a Go player in the past and was wondering how long I'd been playing. It's all coming back to me, in hazy drug-addled segments... Maybe the only reason he emailed back was out of Go curiosity. > Ah, "Loose Cannon." I forgot that old nickname. But you are Lou S. Cannon in one of my stories. ;) (Albeit a story I never showed anyone.) At least you aren't The Deranged Baby Duck Murderer, like Lance Olsen. He probably hates me for that. ;) Loose Cannon obviously was not my fault, hence the Lou part of your story name. I am... Chemical Girl, Her Royal Hagfish, Twikerbel-The Twinkie of Wholesomeness, L. Jas' Mother Hubbard, The Blasted One, Psycho Jasmine, Scarabic Jasmine, and about 200 other things that aren't springing to mind. I should have a wiki just to index all of my nicknames. ={ > What if Buddy Pacquer had his own blog? :0 We can make sure Buddy Packer gets an entry when Cnidaria goes Wiki. The problem would be... figuring out how to not make it x-rated. Both Buddy and Buddy Packer, both kinda demand xxx- ratedness. But there must be a way. The original Buddy should definitely have a blog. I was wondering if Louis Kahn Nygen was suddenly going to appear on Wikipedia to mention a bunch of Mike Hemmingson contributions to CPAOD. I wonder how Miranda Winters (nee Absentia) is doing these days... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 6 16:16:26 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 6 16:16:34 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <20140551.1254859719099.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> <20140551.1254859719099.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACBA59A.3060803@netonecom.net> Jasmine Sailing wrote: > At least you aren't The Deranged Baby Duck Murderer, like Lance > Olsen. He probably hates me for that. ;) Loose Cannon obviously > was not my fault, hence the Lou part of your story name. Hrm. Loose Cannon (as opposed to Lou S. Cannon) was not my fault, but Goldfish Fucker was. That's okay. Goldfish Fucker is a simple, easy to live up to, kind of name (unlike Deranged Baby Duck Murderer). -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Tue Oct 6 17:35:27 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Tue Oct 6 17:35:35 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <4ACBA59A.3060803@netonecom.net> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> <20140551.1254859719099.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: That was Louis Canyon > Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 14:16:26 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page > > > Hrm. Loose Cannon (as opposed to Lou S. Cannon) was not > my fault, but Goldfish Fucker was. That's okay. Goldfish > Fucker is a simple, easy to live up to, kind of name > (unlike Deranged Baby Duck Murderer). > > _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft?s powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141664/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091006/635b7859/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 6 18:25:21 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 6 18:25:44 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD Wiki Page In-Reply-To: <25344437.1254865230075.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> <20140551.1254859719099.JavaMail.root@n13> <25344437.1254865230075.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACBC3D1.50404@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > That was Louis Canyon Louis Canyon is another character. Lou S. Cannon goes ballistic with a mounted swordfish, and gets shot to death. But don't feel bad, the me character didn't end well in the story either. We all got totally hosed by Homeland Security. Bastards probably took all of our acid, too. Literally. They're all tripping as hard as my nipped up cat. At least good ol' Lou S. Cannon went down trying to take out one of them, me... I just went down being stupid. *sniffle* (What can I say, I'm just a poor naive little girl...) They have that absinthe in bars now. It's not so great, but it seems to last a lot better than a normal mixed drink. (Thought of that because it was illegal in my story, I guess I need to change something.) But even though I'd had tons of worse absinthe before, I will always compare absinthe to the stuff Claude had at that one WHC (the one in Colorado a while back... ummm... was that like a decade ago?). That stuff was pure magic... We were all just kind of dead, slumped out in lobby chairs. Then we drank that and went sproing, and I spent the night rolling around the floors playing with slinkies. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Tue Oct 6 18:53:29 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Tue Oct 6 18:53:36 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Morbid Curiosity Kills the Blues In-Reply-To: <4ACBC3D1.50404@netonecom.net> References: <000601ca3d6f$dee84a70$9cb8df50$@net> <27081530.1254845279339.JavaMail.root@n13> <22563196.1254857606932.JavaMail.root@n13> <20140551.1254859719099.JavaMail.root@n13> <25344437.1254865230075.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: Just a mention of note: Lauren Rhoads' anthology from Scribner, MORBID CURISOITY KILLS THE BLUES, is now out. I have an essay in it, "The Barbie Wrecking Yard." Lauren is currently on a Wes Coast book tour to do the promo thang. See more: http://mhemmingson.wordpress.com/2009/09/18/morbid-curiosity-kills-the-blues/ _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141665/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091006/a3cb6da7/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 6 21:26:29 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 6 21:27:03 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Weird... the final CPAOD... Message-ID: <4ACBEE45.1070002@netonecom.net> Looking at EBabble in CPAOD #10, the issue I never really looked at (finally seeing what's in it, I know I was pretty half-assed about slopping it together). You would almost think I knew I was going to vanish with that one. At the end of my Editorial Babble: *** Sayonara: The world changed today, with the fall of the World Trade towers, and of many lives. And now MY world has changed by making the dreaded announcement of a format switch for CPAOD. I want to sulk, but I still have a lot of work to do. I'll sulk later. And then I'll sleep for two days. "Your tear-choked whining undid me." -- Hiei, in a Kame doujinshi. Mr. Tibble says: As her own tear-choked whining undoes HER, the world decays into a new era. Mass death might reign, but death will lead to more deserving life... It can be nothing but suiting for cancerous tumours to cease to exist. *** I almost can't believe I had that Mr. Tibble comment in there (if it makes people feel better, I often referred to myself as a radioactive trainwreck -- and Mr. Tibble wouldn't have hesitated to include the loss of me and the magazine as a riddance of old tumours), but then it was shortly followed by my comment at the last DE that we should ID our hotel rooms by putting signs of an airplane flying into a skull and crossbones in our windows. Hard to say who is worse sometimes, me or Mr. Tibble... But now, after 8 years of sulking, I'm thinking of making it "CPAOD-Chibi" or somesuch -- for the new smaller incarnation. Why tarnish the old CPAOD with a smaller crappier-looking version of itself. It can just sit there being glossy and archaic. ;) I can revert to my zine roots and... actually do something... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Wed Oct 7 10:48:39 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Wed Oct 7 10:49:02 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Weird... the final CPAOD... In-Reply-To: <4ACBEE45.1070002@netonecom.net> References: <4ACBEE45.1070002@netonecom.net> Message-ID: What happened to the CPAOD revival, issue 10.5? (the length of my penis, BTW) Michael Hemmingson > Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 19:26:29 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > CC: > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Weird... the final CPAOD... > > Looking at EBabble in CPAOD #10, the issue I never really > looked at (finally seeing what's in it, I know I was pretty > half-assed about slopping it together). > > You would almost think I knew I was going to vanish with that > one. At the end of my Editorial Babble: > > *** > > Sayonara: The world changed today, with the fall of the World > Trade towers, and of many lives. And now MY world has changed > by making the dreaded announcement of a format switch for CPAOD. > I want to sulk, but I still have a lot of work to do. I'll sulk > later. And then I'll sleep for two days. > "Your tear-choked whining undid me." -- Hiei, in a Kame > doujinshi. > Mr. Tibble says: As her own tear-choked whining undoes HER, > the world decays into a new era. Mass death might reign, but > death will lead to more deserving life... It can be nothing but > suiting for cancerous tumours to cease to exist. > > *** > > I almost can't believe I had that Mr. Tibble comment in there > (if it makes people feel better, I often referred to myself as a > radioactive trainwreck -- and Mr. Tibble wouldn't have hesitated > to include the loss of me and the magazine as a riddance of old > tumours), but then it was shortly followed by my comment at the > last DE that we should ID our hotel rooms by putting signs of an > airplane flying into a skull and crossbones in our windows. > > Hard to say who is worse sometimes, me or Mr. Tibble... > > But now, after 8 years of sulking, I'm thinking of making it > "CPAOD-Chibi" or somesuch -- for the new smaller incarnation. > Why tarnish the old CPAOD with a smaller crappier-looking > version of itself. It can just sit there being glossy and > archaic. ;) > > I can revert to my zine roots and... actually do something... > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222985/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091007/25db541e/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 7 11:57:52 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 7 11:58:10 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Weird... the final CPAOD... In-Reply-To: <20935297.1254927368631.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ACBEE45.1070002@netonecom.net> <20935297.1254927368631.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACCBA80.9060205@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > What happened to the CPAOD revival, issue 10.5? (the length of my > penis, BTW) I'm thinking I'll go with something different, I've been leaning toward CPAOD-Chibi (y'know, good kid-friendly name... so they can pick up and see the "For Mature Readers"). Which I mentioned in one of yesterday's posts, along with the reason why I'm changing the name. But what I didn't say is that I'm going to start working on it in November. Chibi is small. Cut it down. Simplify. We've known all along that we need to do this to Mike's penis. It's for the good of society. No acid? Then cut Mike's penis in half. And get your contribs together if you want, but keep in mind that this'll be a more zine-ish version of the old CPAOD. And I do not want to deal with distributors. 'Ees no good for schnobby types... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 7 13:06:29 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 7 13:06:40 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Oh, heh... Mailing List Basics Message-ID: <4ACCCA95.6080109@netonecom.net> Yesterday, a mere 3 months after he asked, I managed to change Chris' address on this mailing list (and authorize posting from the old address). So, just a reminder. If you need to change your address in less than 3 months time ;), you can change your own info on the web site: http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss (Though I do need to authorize non-subbed addies myself.) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 7 23:00:21 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 7 23:00:29 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD-Chibi clarification Message-ID: <4ACD55C5.9060105@netonecom.net> CPAOD-Chibi won't be any smaller or worse (in theory) than CPAOD itself was in the early days. It's just that CPAOD itself got so... big... and so... glossy... I kinda loathe to back-track on it. So it's possible that eventually a CPAOD #11 would come out. But since that'd take another 3 decades of hemming and hawing (feels like it, anyway), I'll go with CPAOD-Chibi #1 and onward for now. If it ever tries to blow back up into a full-blown CPAOD then, well, it could be CPAOD #11 instead of CPAOD-Chibi #whatever. We're going to have to make it at home, but we're pretty well set-up for that. We could even perfect bind it, but that's a stinky pain so I'm planning to saddle staple for now (CPAOD was originally stapled, too... heck, I spent a lot of time sitting around stapling those first issues). One of the nice things about that is you can staple in inserts like I did in the first 3 issues of CPAOD. I have some fairly recent Cnidarian writings that I haven't put on the site yet, so I'm contemplating making a new Booklet for it. Used to make new Booklets for each DE, might as well make one for this. So if any Cnidarian types feel like pitching something in (even just short gibberish, all of the Booklets have short random bits of gibberish in them. Heck, all we need is a sudden stupid mailing list conversation for that. But "serious" entries would be nice, too). The basic points of going with CPAOD-Chibi for now are 1. I can afford it (aka I don't really need money for it, except when I'm buying paper, ink, and staples), 2. I don't need to freak out about not having enough of any particular types of contents (I always wound up freaked out about that with CPAOD), 3. I can slap 'em together whenever I feel like I have enough stuff on-hand. Even things that are "column-ish" in nature don't need to be in EVERY issue. I also can't afford to be ripped off by distributors anymore, but if anyone can get it out to stores anywhere I can dole them out cheap. I'll need to rediscover the world of selling magazines, feel free to email any helpful info. Hopefully that explains things. ;) I have a few submissions, but it ain't full yet. Ah, also, this really will be "CPAOD", like "CPAOD Books". I'm not going to write out the full name on it. I'll probably use it in the editorial, though. I always wrote out the full "and other diversities" in the CPAOD editorial's. I should just keep tacking on letters until the full name write-out is 5 pages long. ;) CPAOD-C-HASH-FSCK-SIC. (That's another 5 different CPAOD magazines down the line.) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 7 23:13:04 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 7 23:13:12 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD again (contents notes) Message-ID: <4ACD58C0.3060704@netonecom.net> One thing I definitely want to carry over are the Personal Reality Essays. If anyone's been waiting years to write one of those, please go for it. Reviews: I don't want to get stuck on the mailing lists for a bunch of big companies again. For the first issue, people can review anything that has come out over the past 2 years (let's say 2008-2009). Reviewers should get their own stuff, though of course they can use my magazine as a reference for it. I won't be writing 800,000,000 reviews like I used to, it burnt me out on things way too much. One thing I do want to do differently... I want to have an extra review section (a shorter one) where everyone can pick a favourite thing from ANY time to review. It can be 2,000 years old, or 3 years old. It can be a book, movie, comic book, magazine, TV show, or whatever. Something that can be accessed by other people, even if it only can be via a library or a museum. Only one per person per issue, though. You can do other favourites in later issues. With either type of review, include an accompanying image if at all possible (eg cover scan). -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Wed Oct 7 23:31:37 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Wed Oct 7 23:32:00 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD-Chibi clarification In-Reply-To: <4ACD55C5.9060105@netonecom.net> References: <4ACD55C5.9060105@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Is this real, or a dream in the dungeon? I knew why there was a reason for what happened to me today: waking up from a groggy nap, I walked outside to get the mail and was accosted by two Mormons in white shirts and ties. The Mormons know. Their assassination attempt on The Thug failed. Michael Hemmingson > Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009 21:00:21 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > CC: > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD-Chibi clarification > > CPAOD-Chibi won't be any smaller or worse (in theory) than > CPAOD itself was in the early days. It's just that CPAOD > itself got so... big... and so... glossy... I kinda loathe > to back-track on it. > > So it's possible that eventually a CPAOD #11 would come out. > > But since that'd take another 3 decades of hemming and hawing > (feels like it, anyway), I'll go with CPAOD-Chibi #1 and onward > for now. If it ever tries to blow back up into a full-blown > CPAOD then, well, it could be CPAOD #11 instead of CPAOD-Chibi > #whatever. > > We're going to have to make it at home, but we're pretty well > set-up for that. We could even perfect bind it, but that's a > stinky pain so I'm planning to saddle staple for now (CPAOD > was originally stapled, too... heck, I spent a lot of time > sitting around stapling those first issues). > > One of the nice things about that is you can staple in inserts > like I did in the first 3 issues of CPAOD. I have some fairly > recent Cnidarian writings that I haven't put on the site yet, > so I'm contemplating making a new Booklet for it. Used to make > new Booklets for each DE, might as well make one for this. So > if any Cnidarian types feel like pitching something in (even > just short gibberish, all of the Booklets have short random > bits of gibberish in them. Heck, all we need is a sudden stupid > mailing list conversation for that. But "serious" entries would > be nice, too). > > The basic points of going with CPAOD-Chibi for now are 1. I can > afford it (aka I don't really need money for it, except when I'm > buying paper, ink, and staples), 2. I don't need to freak out > about not having enough of any particular types of contents (I > always wound up freaked out about that with CPAOD), 3. I can slap > 'em together whenever I feel like I have enough stuff on-hand. > Even things that are "column-ish" in nature don't need to be in > EVERY issue. > > I also can't afford to be ripped off by distributors anymore, but > if anyone can get it out to stores anywhere I can dole them out > cheap. I'll need to rediscover the world of selling magazines, > feel free to email any helpful info. > > Hopefully that explains things. ;) I have a few submissions, but > it ain't full yet. > > Ah, also, this really will be "CPAOD", like "CPAOD Books". I'm > not going to write out the full name on it. I'll probably use > it in the editorial, though. I always wrote out the full "and > other diversities" in the CPAOD editorial's. I should just keep > tacking on letters until the full name write-out is 5 pages long. ;) > > CPAOD-C-HASH-FSCK-SIC. > > (That's another 5 different CPAOD magazines down the line.) > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091008/f3e4c00e/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 8 00:07:06 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 8 00:07:15 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] CPAOD-Chibi clarification In-Reply-To: <13598682.1254973397978.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ACD55C5.9060105@netonecom.net> <13598682.1254973397978.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACD656A.1070900@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Is this real, or a dream in the dungeon? Oh, it's so real that I'm even assembling a web page for CPAOD #10 right now... after 8 years of forgetting that it exists. ;) (Really, I'll have the page up tomorrow. The only reason I haven't finished htmling it yet is because looking through the contents while entering them on the page keeps making me send posts and emails. I'll probably cough and put an "Updated" instead of "Added" date on it. People can look here if they want to know how long I escaped "reality" after CPAOD10/DE2001. Or they can just look at the time gap between projects for that.) Yeah, I'm serious. I have chucked everything else aside. Bruce has my Go club, my Pair Go tournament is on hiatus, I don't take classes during the middle of Winter. My last class for the year ends at the end of this month, hence I'm fully getting to work next month. But I'm already working on it some right now. I also quit some other seriously time-consuming engagements that very few people here knew anything about. I've been gearing up for this for a while, I just needed to quit smoking and get past that insanity, and clear out my Summer class load first. I want to spend the Winter writing, publishing, working on the web sites, and selling cels to purge more of the ol' debts. > The Mormons know. They're out in arms, carrying grenades on their bicycles. Be very careful to run them over whenever you have a chance. Maybe they smelled it on me when I was swigging coffee on their church grounds in Salt Lake City last year... Or maybe it was the way I scrawled it everywhere with sidewalk chalk, who knows. Can't keep letting those bastards look so smug with their crisp clean white shirts, it's time for WAR!!!!!! > Their assassination attempt on The Thug failed. They underestimated the premonitive powers of groggy Cnidarians. We're always at our best when we don't have a firm grasp on reality! -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 8 14:13:12 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 8 14:13:21 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] interactive interviews - online chats these days? Message-ID: <4ACE2BB8.6060503@netonecom.net> Sitting here looking at this irc interview with Lance Olsen, and somehow winding up only reading the part about all of the bugs and spiders while he was growing up in Venezuela, and thinking the interactive interview method is kind of fun... you get odd bits, like all of that coming up courtesy of Gene Santagada mentioning his past tarantula collection. What would be a good way to do these now? I don't know if much of anyone uses IRC anymore. I haven't been on IRC in ages, but I think I do have mirc on my computer. Are there better ways? Maybe in the end it would depend on what the interviewee would be capable of, in which case I should be wondering what is common. I got sucked into testing out a web chat not long ago, and it sucked... serious lag, everyone always exiting and re-entering the room against their will. I had zero patience for it. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Thu Oct 8 14:26:36 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Thu Oct 8 14:26:58 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] interactive interviews - online chats these days? In-Reply-To: <4ACE2BB8.6060503@netonecom.net> References: <4ACE2BB8.6060503@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Raymond Federman died on Tuesday, cancer complications. Michael Hemmingson _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091008/e10634ca/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 8 14:55:34 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 8 14:55:43 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Raymond Federman In-Reply-To: <3866500.1255027039161.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ACE2BB8.6060503@netonecom.net> <3866500.1255027039161.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ACE35A6.8010307@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Raymond Federman died on Tuesday, cancer complications. That's sad to hear. I was most choked up by JG Ballard's death this year... still choked up... So many deaths, maybe there should be a little tribute section in CPAOD-Chibi. People can ramble about Ballard or Federman or whoever. WS Burroughs got a huge whole tribute to himself in CPAOD, but I guess that goes without saying. (CPAOD 10 now exists on the site. I'm looking it over... and just found a rather funny mistake. *hastily fixing it*) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 9 14:09:28 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 9 14:09:41 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Little Fyodor tonight Message-ID: <4ACF7C58.7090900@netonecom.net> Not sure if there's anyone here... seems to just be Mike and I and occasionally Bruce. In case anyone is alive (anyone local, anyway), we're (Bruce and I) going to Little Fyodor's show and CD release party at the Lion's Lair tonight. It's only $5, and there are other events too. Let me know if you need any more info. Ack, I should call Gordon about it... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 9 17:43:54 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 9 17:44:03 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] [Fwd: THIS Friday, Little Fyodor CD RELEASE: Peace Is Boring!!] Message-ID: <4ACFAE9A.5000704@netonecom.net> In case anyone is going to try to make it... We'll probably show up around 9, Gordon too. (Events start at 8, but that's a wee bit too long a night at a bar. Especially this bar, heh. 9 was always my traditional time to roll in at the Lair... not like 7 South, back when there a lot of good shows, and I would roll in at 7 and be puking long before I stopped drinking and left. Good thing I don't drink much anymore!) -------- Original Message -------- Subject: THIS Friday, Little Fyodor CD RELEASE: Peace Is Boring!! Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009 15:01:46 -0700 (PDT) From: Little Fyodor To: littlefyodor@yahoo.com *THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, * *COME PARTAKE IN THE CD RELEASE PARTY FOR*: [Little+Fyodor+picture.jpg] *AT THE LIONS LAIR, 2022 E. COLFAX* (btn Race & Vine, a block and a half west of York) in Denver!! *With one-man wonder metal band, *The Limbs and the amazing and legendary, but rarely seen (anymore!) acoustic rockabilly Star Unborn, Ralph Gean . All in conjunction with Franksgiving, deejay Frank Bell 's way of giving back after almost going away during a near death experience several years ago!! Franksgiving corndog and donut buffet commences at 8, with music at 10, concluding with LITTLE FYODOR & BABUSHKA's presentation of songs from the new CD plus a few old perennial faves!!! ALL FOR ONLY $5!!!! Read reviews of the CD here and here and see a comic of me here ... *ENJOY!!!* ** *LITTLE* * FYODOR !!* -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091009/98df609f/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 9 18:55:22 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 9 18:55:30 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] French fish slappers Message-ID: <4ACFBF5A.2050207@netonecom.net> The other day (actually, I guess it was yesterday) I was reading a pretty cool little book called something like "God Loves You Very Much". I guess it was a Veggie Tales book. There was a page about how God still loves the French, even though they used to be fish slappers. So... hm, I was hoping to find some kind of explanation for this French fish-slapping reputation. I'd never heard of it, and Mr. Young the not-so-young (Bruce, the pretty much middle-aged after a recent birthday) was equally clueless. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 9 20:45:32 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 9 20:45:50 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] New Random Thoughts Message-ID: <4ACFD92C.1050305@netonecom.net> *yawn* Sure is exciting around here. ;) Added a Random Thoughts entry to my site. http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing/thoughts/T100909.html Adding something to to a different section of my site tomorrow (actually, it'll be a new section), if I survive the Lair. Bruce working on the wiki gave me this fear of people looking at the web sites and seeing most updates ending in 2001, with a random smattering of updates through 2007. Just as I finished typing this and started staring stupidly at the wall, Bruce walked up and said the wiki is not auto-confirmed yet. Hopefully it'll be up tomorrow... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Sat Oct 10 18:23:16 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sat Oct 10 18:23:25 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] vegetative Message-ID: <4AD10954.9090104@netonecom.net> I had fun last night, and I'm feeling it. So I'm pretty much just lying around enjoying listening to music. *vacation day* But I talked to a LOT of people about CPAOD-Chibi (nice old-timers crowd at the show... I'm going to write it up event journal style rather than review style for the magazine), and things seem to be shaping up well. => Roused my spirits to be able to cheer insanity and yell things like "Wooo! Go, death!" for a night. ;) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From toxbs at yahoo.com Sat Oct 10 19:04:20 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Sat Oct 10 19:04:27 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Wikiwikiwiki In-Reply-To: <4AD10954.9090104@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <469602.15847.qm@web31504.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Both pages are up now:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CyberPsychos_AODhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Equinox Add what you can please. There will be a more public announcement next week and the better shape they are in by then the, uh, better... Bruce "World's Greatist Editor" Young --- On Sat, 10/10/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: From: Jasmine Sailing Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] vegetative To: "CPAOD- Discuss" Date: Saturday, October 10, 2009, 4:23 PM I had fun last night, and I'm feeling it.? So I'm pretty much just lying around enjoying listening to music. *vacation day* But I talked to a LOT of people about CPAOD-Chibi (nice old-timers crowd at the show... I'm going to write it up event journal style rather than review style for the magazine), and things seem to be shaping up well. => Roused my spirits to be able to cheer insanity and yell things like "Wooo!? Go, death!" for a night. ;) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm no Apostate.? I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made ???things.? This seems appropriate in this day and age, when ???man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ _______________________________________________ Cpaod-discuss mailing list Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091010/9b545477/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 11 12:42:13 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 11 12:42:26 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Clark Message-ID: <4AD20AE5.4060909@netonecom.net> Apparently it's been over 2 years since the time I heard from Brian Clark (when he said CPAOD should be on wikipedia). It's just that time warp I've been in, *sigh*. At the Fyodor show someone said he hadn't seen me in years, and I said "No, I just saw you at the show at that club..." and he said "Yeah, that was years ago". Uh. This has been happening a lot. I don't think I'm kidding about Cthulhachu eating my brain and reality for 8 years. ={ Anyway... somebody anybody please help Bruce with the wikis! I checked and there were no edits. *sniffle* Or links from anyone here who has pages there, so I pointed out to him that one case change on Mike's page would do it. Hm. Maybe I should do that myself right now. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Sun Oct 11 14:32:57 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sun Oct 11 14:33:04 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] RE:The Blasted Grandmama In-Reply-To: <4AD20AE5.4060909@netonecom.net> References: <4AD20AE5.4060909@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Are you a grandmother yet? _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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If Griffin moves back here and I try to claim he's my son, I'm going to wind up committed or something. Since he's a lot taller than me, I point way up at him and introduce him as my little boy. If I'm still not old enough for my kids to be my kids, then I'm definitely not old enough for them to have kids. And they are even less old enough... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 11 16:21:55 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 11 16:22:08 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] How fun... Message-ID: <4AD23E63.7010802@netonecom.net> I hadn't looked at this page in years... http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/DE98/hos_652-_DE98.html I forgot about the GEESE. Damn. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Sun Oct 11 17:06:20 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sun Oct 11 17:06:32 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] How fun... In-Reply-To: <4AD23E63.7010802@netonecom.net> References: <4AD23E63.7010802@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Oddly, my new book agent, Gary Heidt at Signature Literary, handles all the SubGenuis stuff now. Told him I met Rev. Ivan at DE. Small fricken world. Michael Hemmingson > Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:21:55 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > CC: > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] How fun... > > I hadn't looked at this page in years... > http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/DE98/hos_652-_DE98.html > > I forgot about the GEESE. Damn. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. 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URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091011/c32b334c/attachment.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Sun Oct 11 17:08:25 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sun Oct 11 17:08:34 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] RE:The Blasted Grandmama In-Reply-To: <4AD23B0D.8000308@netonecom.net> References: <4AD20AE5.4060909@netonecom.net> <10232210.1255286422872.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: Prediction: ol' Gran Mammy Sailing in 2012. > Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:07:41 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] RE:The Blasted Grandmama > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > Are you a grandmother yet? > > NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! > > I'll be a Grandma in about 15 years, when Griffin is 35. > > I just keep telling myself that. > > Babies are cute, and grandkids would be nice, but kids should > live lives before having kids. So I'll lock my kids in the > basement and let them live lives down there for 20 years if > I need to. ;) > > People always seem to think I'm putting them on when I claim > my kids are mine. People often think Amara and I are sisters. > If Griffin moves back here and I try to claim he's my son, I'm > going to wind up committed or something. Since he's a lot > taller than me, I point way up at him and introduce him as > my little boy. > > If I'm still not old enough for my kids to be my kids, then I'm > definitely not old enough for them to have kids. And they are > even less old enough... > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141665/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091011/91b8d2a5/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 12 15:00:39 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 12 15:00:53 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets Message-ID: <4AD37CD7.6050703@netonecom.net> This link was sent to the Denver Mad Scientists list. Nice little bullet impact video, and nice little bullet discussion. But no depraved... ;) http://gizmodo.com/5378302/watch-ten-minutes-of-glorious-bullet-impacts-at-1000000-fps -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From toxbs at yahoo.com Mon Oct 12 16:20:08 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Mon Oct 12 16:20:31 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: <4AD37CD7.6050703@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <827466.15552.qm@web31507.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Kewl!!! Can we now see one with tank shells? Bruce "PanzerBlitzed" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: From: Jasmine Sailing Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: "CPAOD- Discuss" Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 1:00 PM This link was sent to the Denver Mad Scientists list.? Nice little bullet impact video, and nice little bullet discussion. But no depraved... ;) http://gizmodo.com/5378302/watch-ten-minutes-of-glorious-bullet-impacts-at-1000000-fps - -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091012/0e77cac9/attachment.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 12 16:42:42 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 12 16:43:05 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: <827466.15552.qm@web31507.mail.mud.yahoo.com> References: <4AD37CD7.6050703@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Bill Vollmann makes his own bullets. You can't a broom at that. Michael Hemmingson Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:20:08 -0700 From: toxbs@yahoo.com To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets Kewl!!! Can we now see one with tank shells? Bruce "PanzerBlitzed" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: From: Jasmine Sailing Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: "CPAOD- Discuss" Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 1:00 PM This link was sent to the Denver Mad Scientists list. Nice little bullet impact video, and nice little bullet discussion. But no depraved... ;) http://gizmodo.com/5378302/watch-ten-minutes-of-glorious-bullet-impacts-at-1000000-fps - _________________________________________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222985/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091012/a7a7d59e/attachment.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 12 16:43:28 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 12 16:43:41 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: <827466.15552.qm@web31507.mail.mud.yahoo.com> References: <4AD37CD7.6050703@netonecom.net> Message-ID: I meant...you can't shake a broom... or, you can't shake a 500 pound woman's ass at that. But you can shake your Buddy Packer. Michael Hemmingson Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:20:08 -0700 From: toxbs@yahoo.com To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets Kewl!!! Can we now see one with tank shells? Bruce "PanzerBlitzed" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: From: Jasmine Sailing Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: "CPAOD- Discuss" Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 1:00 PM This link was sent to the Denver Mad Scientists list. Nice little bullet impact video, and nice little bullet discussion. But no depraved... ;) http://gizmodo.com/5378302/watch-ten-minutes-of-glorious-bullet-impacts-at-1000000-fps - _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091012/7e8b2206/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 12 21:43:18 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 12 21:43:36 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Stupid ads... Message-ID: <4AD3DB36.9060009@netonecom.net> Nintendo newsletter came in with subject line "Jasmine, be a Pokemon and save the world!". Of course I thought "Ooh, yeah, I am so there..." But it was just a game, where you can play as one of 19 different Pokemon. I WAS LIED TO AND MISLED!!! THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE A POKEMON!!! -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From toxbs at yahoo.com Mon Oct 12 23:51:04 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Mon Oct 12 23:51:31 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <418985.90776.qm@web31508.mail.mud.yahoo.com> So have I. In my kitchen. Bruce "I love the smell of molten lead in the morning" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Mike Hemmingson wrote: From: Mike Hemmingson Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 2:42 PM Bill Vollmann makes his own bullets.? You can't a broom at that. Michael Hemmingson Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:20:08 -0700 From: toxbs@yahoo.com To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets Kewl!!! Can we now see one with tank shells? Bruce "PanzerBlitzed" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: From: Jasmine Sailing Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: "CPAOD- Discuss" Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 1:00 PM This link was sent to the Denver Mad Scientists list.? Nice little bullet impact video, and nice little bullet discussion. But no depraved... ;) http://gizmodo.com/5378302/watch-ten-minutes-of-glorious-bullet-impacts-at-1000000-fps - Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign up now. -----Inline Attachment Follows----- _______________________________________________ Cpaod-discuss mailing list Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091012/29ef6981/attachment.htm From toxbs at yahoo.com Mon Oct 12 23:52:24 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Mon Oct 12 23:52:37 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <500587.80335.qm@web31504.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Now who's inhaled more lead fumes??? Bruce "Huffy" Young --- On Mon, 10/12/09, Mike Hemmingson wrote: From: Mike Hemmingson Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Date: Monday, October 12, 2009, 2:43 PM I meant...you can't shake a broom... or, you can't shake a 500 pound woman's ass at that. But you can shake your Buddy Packer. Michael Hemmingson -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091012/d32dd5f0/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 13 01:50:20 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 13 01:50:38 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] bullets bullets bullets In-Reply-To: <11986792.1255406283883.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <11986792.1255406283883.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AD4151C.2010103@netonecom.net> I'm condensing all of this into "Don't sweep the kitchen with a broom in the morning, or you will inhale lead fumes". I will henceforth try to hold off on sweeping the kitchen until after noon. I boil pipes in aluminum before noon, that's quite bad enough. Why stink up the house and huff binding glue when you can staple magazines... why stink up the house and huff molten lead when you live one block away from one of the city's good gun stores... The answers to these questions and more can be found in the next issue of "Modern Huffer". -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From toxbs at yahoo.com Tue Oct 13 11:44:55 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Tue Oct 13 11:45:03 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Must See Anime In-Reply-To: <4AD4151C.2010103@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <563597.19301.qm@web31506.mail.mud.yahoo.com> If you haven't seen this, then you gotta: The anime adaptation of Naoki Urasawa's Monster suspense manga will make its American television premiere on the Syfy channel tonight at 11:00 p.m. EDT/PDT. Two episodes will run every week through at least November. The same episodes will repeat on Syfy's sister channel Chiller. As long as the dub doesn't suck, you are in for a treat. Bruce "Berlin Bento" Young -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091013/9b2832c4/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 13 16:03:36 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 13 16:03:51 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Must See Anime In-Reply-To: <9727266.1255448846096.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <9727266.1255448846096.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AD4DD18.7070106@netonecom.net> Bruce Young wrote: > As long as the dub doesn't suck, you are in for a treat. > Ummm... Dubs always suck. But Monster, IMO, is the #1 masterpiece in fiction in an anime series. I've seen it multiple times (subbed) and will watch it again (subbed). It's also the only long-running series out of all of the highly cerebral ones: over 70 episodes! It's not about fantasy monsters. It's about lots of types of human monsters. Has an odd David Sylvian song for the first ending, but what I really love is the 2nd ending. I doubt anyone will ever be able to understand. ;) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 13 17:30:40 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 13 17:30:49 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... Message-ID: <4AD4F180.8050407@netonecom.net> The Future rejects the Hadron Collider? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2&iht&ref=science I have a weakness for wacky physics theories, so I was amused... and then had to laugh heartily and loudly by the time I got to the particle physicist's arrest in France. Yeah, I guess you just never know with these things. (I also yoinked this link off the Denver Mad Scientists list.) -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 13 22:11:29 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 13 22:11:38 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] New section: my site Message-ID: <4AD53351.9060004@netonecom.net> I added an Event Journals site. The first entry to inaugurate it is the one about me, Gordon, Chris, and Bruce braving the theatres for the first Pokemon movie and Perfect Blue (way back in'99). We were... quite revering the Jellyfish... The little bit of censoring gave me material for the Cnidarian Booklet. If anyone is wondering why we were so excited to get email from Mike in this, he was having a procedure in the hospital. He had an alien implant to get removed, and we were all concerned about how it was going. (Though if it's only Mike and Bruce here, I guess we all know that.) If anyone hasn't read this over the past several years, or can't remember something for an entire decade (yeesh): http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing/events Nice puke green background for the entries. ;) Ok, so maybe it was more of a mint green, but I tried. Need to figure out an image. I found my Bauhaus thing, but it's a normal file in a normal part of that old netonecom account... tried grabbing it and got a "now 8 bit" error. I'm assuming this means it's 8 bit encrypted and I need to be logged into the account rather than FTPing to grab it. But I have no idea. ={ Anyone have anything resembling a clue? -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From mont.segur at yahoo.com Tue Oct 13 23:25:21 2009 From: mont.segur at yahoo.com (Montsegur) Date: Tue Oct 13 23:25:28 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... In-Reply-To: <4AD4F180.8050407@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <392936.73188.qm@web58803.mail.re1.yahoo.com> Thanks for the link. My opinion of this Large Dollar Collector mess is that it is a bad idea. I think the physicists pursuing this are so mesmerized by the notion of proving their theories that they have collectively disregarded any data that shows that screwing around with the primeval forces that existed at the instance of creation could have bad effects on the universe in its current state. Bad ju-ju, but apparently no group or government is awake enough to force a real and lengthy discussion of the things that possibly go wrong. The high priests of science have reacted huffily to the notion that they might not understand the situation completely, and, as usual, most everyone else is bowing to their supposed knowledge. --- On Tue, 10/13/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: > From: Jasmine Sailing > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... > To: "CPAOD- Discuss" > Date: Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 2:30 PM > The Future rejects the Hadron > Collider? > http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2&iht&ref=science > > I have a weakness for wacky physics theories, so I was > amused... > and then had to laugh heartily and loudly by the time I got > to > the particle physicist's arrest in France.? Yeah, I > guess you > just never know with these things. > > (I also yoinked this link off the Denver Mad Scientists > list.) > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net > @ > ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm > no Apostate.? I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice > man-made > ???things.? This seems appropriate in > this day and age, when > ???man-made things have overly consumed so > much of nature. @ > ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss > From ronaldhowerton at comcast.net Wed Oct 14 12:34:17 2009 From: ronaldhowerton at comcast.net (ronaldhowerton@comcast.net) Date: Wed Oct 14 12:34:34 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... In-Reply-To: <392936.73188.qm@web58803.mail.re1.yahoo.com> Message-ID: <2085704102.3809141255538057663.JavaMail.root@sz0042a.emeryville.ca.mail.comcast.net> I'm no sub-atomic physicist (although I have a passing interest in the subject), but I do know the energy in a handful of subatomic particles is hardly sufficient to destroy the HDC, much less life, the universe, and everything.??The topic was debated in scientific circles long before the public even became aware of hte project.? The problems plaguing the project so far would therefore appear to me to be sheer coincidence and there is nothing to worry about.? At worst, they will not find what they are looking for.? Of course, if I am wrong and the world is destroyed, feel free to send me an "I told you so!" ----- Original Message ----- From: "Montsegur" To: "Discussion About CP-ish Topics" Sent: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:25:21 PM GMT -07:00 US/Canada Mountain Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... Thanks for the link. ?My opinion of this Large Dollar Collector mess is that it is a bad idea. ?I think the physicists pursuing this are so mesmerized by the notion of proving their theories that they have collectively disregarded any data that shows that screwing around with the primeval forces that existed at the instance of creation could have bad effects on the universe in its current state. ?Bad ju-ju, but apparently no group or government is awake enough to force a real and lengthy discussion of the things that possibly go wrong. ?The high priests of science have reacted huffily to the notion that they might not understand the situation completely, and, as usual, most everyone else is bowing to their supposed knowledge. --- On Tue, 10/13/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: > From: Jasmine Sailing > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... > To: "CPAOD- Discuss" > Date: Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 2:30 PM > The Future rejects the Hadron > Collider? > http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2&iht&ref=science > > I have a weakness for wacky physics theories, so I was > amused... > and then had to laugh heartily and loudly by the time I got > to > the particle physicist's arrest in France.? Yeah, I > guess you > just never know with these things. > > (I also yoinked this link off the Denver Mad Scientists > list.) > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net > @ > ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm > no Apostate.? I may > ?have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice > man-made > ???things.? This seems appropriate in > this day and age, when > ???man-made things have overly consumed so > much of nature. @ > ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss > ?? ? ? _______________________________________________ Cpaod-discuss mailing list Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091014/6b5eb44a/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 14 13:18:46 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 14 13:19:06 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Ah, physics... In-Reply-To: <22834317.1255538531177.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <22834317.1255538531177.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AD607F6.3060800@netonecom.net> ronaldhowerton@comcast.net wrote: > > The problems plaguing the project so far would therefore appear to me > to be sheer coincidence and there is nothing to worry about. At > worst, they will not find what they are looking for. > I think the general verdict is that it's a "people get sloppy and shit happens" kind of scenario. But I'm a pretty entropic person, and I like giving the Universe credit for throwing shit at us too. > Of course, if I am wrong and the world is destroyed, feel free to send > me an "I told you so!" > We might, uh, have to TELL you that while floating disincorporated in the aether... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From ronaldhowerton at comcast.net Wed Oct 14 14:33:49 2009 From: ronaldhowerton at comcast.net (ronaldhowerton@comcast.net) Date: Wed Oct 14 14:34:02 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <2085704102.3809141255538057663.JavaMail.root@sz0042a.emeryville.ca.mail.comcast.net> Message-ID: <1593348971.3873271255545229847.JavaMail.root@sz0042a.emeryville.ca.mail.comcast.net> http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/13/is-it-stealing-to-block-web-ads/#comment-29320 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091014/1d4af4d6/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 14 14:43:35 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 14 14:44:27 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Big Scary Media Mergers Message-ID: <4AD61BD7.9020703@netonecom.net> Another fun one in the works: http://www.stopbigmedia.com/blog/2009/10/new-media-merger-could-create-a-monster/ -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Wed Oct 14 16:19:47 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Wed Oct 14 16:20:12 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <3747816.1255550373028.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <3747816.1255550373028.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AD63263.1080200@netonecom.net> ronaldhowerton@comcast.net wrote: > > http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/13/is-it-stealing-to-block-web-ads/#comment-29320 > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This isn't the first time this topic has come up. I remember it from a few years ago or so, too. Or maybe even longer, because I think it was when I first started using AdBlock. ;) I read the complaints and arguments, and charged over to get my plug-in. I love it. I advertised it to some youth groups last year. The kids were getting hit with the usual pop-up porn ads and such, so I pointed them to AdBlock. The ones who tried it were quite happy with it. Maybe not getting your ads seen it offensive, but getting hit with ads you don't want to see (or shouldn't be seeing, as with the kids) is no less offensive. Since this keeps coming up, it probably isn't anything to worry about. There have been sites that banned Firefox users in protest of it. I can't recall which ones, they were sites I didn't go to anyway. I can't picture too terribly many good sites doing things like that. Hm... Starting to think the first place I saw mention of this was Geek.com ... but I can't remember for certain. Maybe they have an archive about it somewhere, it would probably include sites that banned Firefox users and such. Semantics: Of course it isn't stealing. It is refraining from contributing. Many web sites take donations to keep themselves afloat, instead of using ads. I can attest to it that AdBlock does not block donation requests, I've seen plenty of them. There are also plenty of types of "ads" it wouldn't block. And it is thoroughly customizable. If one site crucially needed ad views, they could put a note about it somewhere and people could unblock ads on their site. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From mont.segur at yahoo.com Wed Oct 14 23:27:54 2009 From: mont.segur at yahoo.com (Montsegur) Date: Wed Oct 14 23:28:16 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <4AD63263.1080200@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <67201.47345.qm@web58801.mail.re1.yahoo.com> Things sure changed on the network, eh? Remember the Unix system in Denver that we used to communicate on ... sysadmin seemed like a cool person, can't recall the system's name at the moment. Ah, age and memory. --- On Wed, 10/14/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: > From: Jasmine Sailing > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? > To: "Discussion About CP-ish Topics" > Date: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 1:19 PM > ronaldhowerton@comcast.net > wrote: > > > > http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/13/is-it-stealing-to-block-web-ads/#comment-29320 > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > This isn't the first time this topic has come up.? I > remember it > from a few years ago or so, too.? Or maybe even > longer, because > I think it was when I first started using AdBlock. ;)? > I read > the complaints and arguments, and charged over to get my > plug-in. > I love it. > > I advertised it to some youth groups last year.? The > kids were > getting hit with the usual pop-up porn ads and such, so I > pointed > them to AdBlock.? The ones who tried it were quite > happy with it. > > Maybe not getting your ads seen it offensive, but getting > hit > with ads you don't want to see (or shouldn't be seeing, as > with > the kids) is no less offensive. > > Since this keeps coming up, it probably isn't anything to > worry > about.? There have been sites that banned Firefox > users in > protest of it.? I can't recall which ones, they were > sites I > didn't go to anyway.? I can't picture too terribly > many good > sites doing things like that. > > Hm...? Starting to think the first place I saw mention > of this > was Geek.com ... but I can't remember for certain.? > Maybe they > have an archive about it somewhere, it would probably > include > sites that banned Firefox users and such. > > Semantics: Of course it isn't stealing.? It is > refraining from > contributing. > > Man instead > of using ads.? I can attest to it that AdBlock does > not block > donation requests, I've seen plenty of them.? There > are also > plenty of types of "ads" it wouldn't block.? And it is > thoroughly > customizable.? If one site crucially needed ad views, > they could > put a note about it somewhere and people could unblock ads > on their > site. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net > @ > ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm > no Apostate.? I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice > man-made > ???things.? This seems appropriate in > this day and age, when > ???man-made things have overly consumed so > much of nature. @ > ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss > From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 15 00:34:34 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 15 00:35:16 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <14322087.1255577348866.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <14322087.1255577348866.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AD6A65A.7040001@netonecom.net> Montsegur wrote: > Things sure changed on the network, eh? Remember the Unix system in Denver that we used to communicate on ... sysadmin seemed like a cool person, can't recall the system's name at the moment. Ah, age and memory. > Um... Nyx was the unix system in Denver (still exists, I think), but we were all chatting on the BBS set-up freenet DFN (Denver Free Net). Er, some of us were. Including you and me and Ron and Blake and Tom and... Drew was the sysadmin. He was a pretty nice guy. He knew I was breaking some rules, but as long as I was harmless about it... ;) (Miranda Absentia's name had to change to Miranda Winters because it was against policy to have an extra account there and the original name looked... suspicious... I wonder why...) I was also a profanity censoring forum cop there, heh. Use those ****! Hence Cr*pman, etc. (Bob S*mpr*n, who was not a nice guy, called him Crapman... so of course I net-copped because he wasn't a nice guy, and we henceforth properly called Ron Cr*pman. It wasn't because he was picking on us and calling me Chemical Girl that I disliked Bob, aka the Sinister Minister as he became in the stories. It was because he was bullying a girl with MPD, amongst other appalling BSes. Which I talked to Drew about behind the scenes, and then in front of the scenes I came down on him over something stupid that we all simply had fun with.) Anyway... I remember a bit... ;) (I could tell lots o' tales.) *sigh* I often wish I had copies of the Cr*pman and Chemical Girl stories, though. We never have any good instigators around here, like the Sinister Minister and good ol' Joe (who caused the Moonicans and many other fun tales). Here we had Buddy for a few seconds or so, several mailing list versions ago, and then no one since then... Perhaps it's for the best since that was a forum and this is an email list. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From ronaldhowerton at comcast.net Thu Oct 15 05:51:58 2009 From: ronaldhowerton at comcast.net (Ron Howerton) Date: Thu Oct 15 05:52:17 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <4AD6A65A.7040001@netonecom.net> References: <14322087.1255577348866.JavaMail.root@n13> <4AD6A65A.7040001@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <002201ca4d7d$23b4e970$6b1ebc50$@net> I have a copy of part of the story, but nothing significant, I'm sorry to say. -----Original Message----- From: cpaod-discuss-bounces@mailman.netonecom.net [mailto:cpaod-discuss-bounces@mailman.netonecom.net] On Behalf Of Jasmine Sailing Sent: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 10:35 PM To: Discussion About CP-ish Topics Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? Montsegur wrote: > Things sure changed on the network, eh? Remember the Unix system in Denver that we used to communicate on ... sysadmin seemed like a cool person, can't recall the system's name at the moment. Ah, age and memory. > Um... Nyx was the unix system in Denver (still exists, I think), but we were all chatting on the BBS set-up freenet DFN (Denver Free Net). Er, some of us were. Including you and me and Ron and Blake and Tom and... Drew was the sysadmin. He was a pretty nice guy. He knew I was breaking some rules, but as long as I was harmless about it... ;) (Miranda Absentia's name had to change to Miranda Winters because it was against policy to have an extra account there and the original name looked... suspicious... I wonder why...) I was also a profanity censoring forum cop there, heh. Use those ****! Hence Cr*pman, etc. (Bob S*mpr*n, who was not a nice guy, called him Crapman... so of course I net-copped because he wasn't a nice guy, and we henceforth properly called Ron Cr*pman. It wasn't because he was picking on us and calling me Chemical Girl that I disliked Bob, aka the Sinister Minister as he became in the stories. It was because he was bullying a girl with MPD, amongst other appalling BSes. Which I talked to Drew about behind the scenes, and then in front of the scenes I came down on him over something stupid that we all simply had fun with.) Anyway... I remember a bit... ;) (I could tell lots o' tales.) *sigh* I often wish I had copies of the Cr*pman and Chemical Girl stories, though. We never have any good instigators around here, like the Sinister Minister and good ol' Joe (who caused the Moonicans and many other fun tales). Here we had Buddy for a few seconds or so, several mailing list versions ago, and then no one since then... Perhaps it's for the best since that was a forum and this is an email list. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ _______________________________________________ Cpaod-discuss mailing list Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss From mont.segur at yahoo.com Thu Oct 15 11:35:07 2009 From: mont.segur at yahoo.com (Montsegur) Date: Thu Oct 15 11:35:21 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? In-Reply-To: <4AD6A65A.7040001@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <540424.60945.qm@web58804.mail.re1.yahoo.com> Denver Free Net. Thanks for the memory jog, seems like a long time ago. --- On Wed, 10/14/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: > From: Jasmine Sailing > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Is use of a ad blocker "stealing"? > To: "Discussion About CP-ish Topics" > Date: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 9:34 PM > Montsegur wrote: > > Things sure changed on the network, eh?? Remember > the Unix system in Denver that we used to communicate on ... > sysadmin seemed like a cool person, can't recall the > system's name at the moment.? Ah, age and memory. > >??? > > Um...? Nyx was the unix system in Denver (still > exists, I think), > but we were all chatting on the BBS set-up freenet DFN > (Denver > Free Net).? Er, some of us were.? Including you > and me and Ron > and Blake and Tom and... > > Drew was the sysadmin.? He was a pretty nice > guy.? He knew I was > breaking some rules, but as long as I was harmless about > it... ;) > > (Miranda Absentia's name had to change to Miranda Winters > because > it was against policy to have an extra account there and > the > original name looked... suspicious...? I wonder > why...) > > I was also a profanity censoring forum cop there, > heh.? Use those > ****!? Hence Cr*pman, etc.? (Bob S*mpr*n, who was > not a nice guy, > called him Crapman... so of course I net-copped because he > wasn't > a nice guy, and we henceforth properly called Ron > Cr*pman.? It > wasn't because he was picking on us and calling me Chemical > Girl > that I disliked Bob, aka the Sinister Minister as he became > in > the stories.? It was because he was bullying a girl > with MPD, > amongst other appalling BSes.? Which I talked to Drew > about behind > the scenes, and then in front of the scenes I came down on > him > over something stupid that we all simply had fun with.) > > Anyway... I remember a bit... ;)? (I could tell lots > o' tales.) > > *sigh*? I often wish I had copies of the Cr*pman and > Chemical Girl > stories, though. s around here, like the > Sinister > Minister and good ol' Joe (who caused the Moonicans and > many other > fun tales).? Here we had Buddy for a few seconds or > so, several > mailing list versions ago, and then no one since > then...? Perhaps > it's for the best since that was a forum and this is an > email > list. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net > @ > ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm > no Apostate.? I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice > man-made > ???things.? This seems appropriate in > this day and age, when > ???man-made things have overly consumed so > much of nature. @ > ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss > From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 16 10:55:44 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 16 10:56:03 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Cnidarians... a joke?! Message-ID: <4AD88970.4030509@netonecom.net> Yesterday Laszlo Panaflex put up the start of the Jasmine Sailing page on wikipedia. It was quickly tagged (a notability, or lack thereof, tag). If anyone wants to add to help fight the tag, please do. ={ Maybe Mike has a good Avant-Porn reference that mentions me, that he could add in...? But the sad thing when I checked this morning, the cute paragraph about me as the Blasted One of Cnidaria (all that is left is the mention of me growing up in the mountains) was called a joke and removed by the same person who did the initial tagging (also removed the Cnidaria site reference). If the part about boulders needed to be removed, I can see that, but the WHOLE Cnidaria part? What a way to treat a serious Church. I'm just shocked. I guess Cnidaria needs to immediately call itself a "parody" like Subgenius. The Mormons aren't called a joke. Though, sitting here looking at the Mormon page, I find myself asking "Will the scary fundamentalist Cnidarians be the ones who don't hang out with Bruce Young after the death of Jasmine Sailing?". That would make sense, considering Bruce Young is the Chaperon and the sects that don't hang out with him could get truly scary indeed. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Sat Oct 17 15:06:46 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sat Oct 17 15:05:50 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] MY Causality Collisions... Message-ID: <4ADA15C6.7020707@netonecom.net> Doesn't this always happen? Since I started working again, my computer died last night. It's in the shop, but they aren't even going to look at it until tomorrow. Checking in via my very stripped down laptop that I can't do a whole lot from. I didn't even have this list in the addie book, but fortunately that was easy to find. It's REALLY HARD to type on this keyboard. Bah. *sigh* Off to the mountains to hoist rocks and strength train. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 18 10:49:19 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 18 10:49:41 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] EC Prophet died Message-ID: <4ADB2AEE.9040408@netonecom.net> Elizabeth Clare Prophet died. I suppose Armageddon never came for her, but at least she got to stockpile tons of artillery anyway. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From avantpop at hotmail.com Sun Oct 18 16:26:47 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sun Oct 18 16:26:55 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] EC Prophet died In-Reply-To: <4ADB2AEE.9040408@netonecom.net> References: <4ADB2AEE.9040408@netonecom.net> Message-ID: The Mormon Tabernacle for the Destruction of the Jellies was behind it. _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141665/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091018/5b18824b/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 18 17:12:33 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 18 17:11:44 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] EC Prophet died In-Reply-To: <26548428.1255898007456.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ADB2AEE.9040408@netonecom.net> <26548428.1255898007456.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ADB84C1.5090509@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > The Mormon Tabernacle for the Destruction of the Jellies was behind it. I want to inherit the compound, but I think I may have forgotten to discuss this with her recently. I expect we must have discussed it at some point, but, y'know, I get kinda spacy. Maybe I was going to inherit the compound, and that's why the Mormons needed to assassinate her and hide the evidence. I am deeply saddened by this treachery. They also snuck in and destroyed my computer while Bruce and I were taking a walk on Friday night. It was fine when we left, but not when we returned. The repair shop says I'm quite hosed. If they're in on this, we'll find a way to put it all back together. It'll take a while, though. Chronology of the past week: 1. Mormons attempt to assassinate The Thug of Cnidaria. 2. Mormons sneak into Cnidarian HQ and assassinate The Blasted One's computer, leaving her programless, fileless, and quite depressed. 3. Mormons assassinate Elizabeth Clare Prophet, to keep the compound out of Cnidarian hands. Best be on guard for this week's agenda. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 18 17:23:08 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 18 17:22:12 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jellyfish to Take Over the World! In-Reply-To: <26147562.1255898007625.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ADB2AEE.9040408@netonecom.net> <26147562.1255898007625.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ADB873C.2080205@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > http://news.mongabay.com/2009/0615-hance_jellyfish.html People are so stupid. We've been warning them for years what'll happen if they keep fucking with the Sacred Preserve. So they keep fucking with it, and shriek "Eek! Jellyfish keep taking over more and more because we keep fucking everything up! What do we do?!". Duh? Now they'll kill off mass hordes of Jellyfish, expecting that to fix everything. Right. Killing off mass hordes of humans would have a better shot at doing the trick. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 18 18:07:49 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 18 18:06:50 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? Message-ID: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> I seem to have been categorised as an erotica writer on wikipedia. Probably because Mammoth Book of Historical Erotica and What the Fuck are sitting at the top of the publication list. Funny, I think I'm a pretty anti-erotic writer. But at least it's not porn. Now Don Webb, he's an erotica writer. That line "Suddenly, Joe drove his motorhome into a tree on another planet" has been ringing through my head turning me on for like 15 years now... I fixed up his Bibliography a little. Added Stealing My Rules because it was absent. Added several publishers (there were not any listed at all) and as many links as I could find for them. FC2 and St. Martin's are wiki-ed, I couldn't find Black Ice or Runa-Raven or whatever I'm forgetting all over again. I can find the other publishers in my basement (I keep them locked in a closet down there), but it'll take time... so if anyone can get to it first... Fixing Don Webb stuff landed me on the Satanism page. Larry McCaffery's bio needs references. There's an old tag. Someone should add references. I'm sobbing about my computer and can't think clearly. I'm just a bimbo erotica writer who gets psycho at the thought of sex, anyway. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Sun Oct 18 19:24:05 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sun Oct 18 19:23:06 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <3186591.1255903913790.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <3186591.1255903913790.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ADBA395.7000701@netonecom.net> Jasmine Sailing wrote: > Funny, I think I'm a pretty anti-erotic writer. But at least > it's not porn. Maybe I should thank the Jellyfish I don't appear on imdb as naked bloody corpse in Acid is Groovy, Kill the Pigs. I was too busy being embarrassed to notice if I was in the credits on the movie at the time it came out. (Note: I promoted and hosted the debut showing of the film in Denver, people were looking from my tattoos to the naked corpse on screen... I was probably at least 50 shades of red. The tattoos showed on the corpse, of course. The idiot of a promoter could have thought to hide her tattoos that night, but no...). I've always been such a complete prude. Two of my favourite past prude stories: Gene was amused that, during my DE '98 torture reading, strapped into the St. Andrew's Cross and being very heavily burned with lots of heated needles, I started giggling with embarrassment over needing to say the word "penis". I giggle with embarrassment every time I repeat that story. Even now. And two: I had begun attending what was the big Go club in Denver at the time (5.5 or so years ago) and a guy on the other side of the table said "You'e Jasmine Sailing? I read your story in 'What the Fuck'". I turned bright red and ran out of the room. Then out of the building. (I think I managed to recover after a cigarette and a vigorous fit of pacing.) I wonder who the most prudish person in the American Erotica Authors category is. Today would've been a great day for me to read Mike's story. It's on my dead computer. Of course I have back-ups, just not recent enough ones. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From tokharian at yahoo.com Sun Oct 18 19:42:07 2009 From: tokharian at yahoo.com (Barbara Hainsworth) Date: Sun Oct 18 19:42:34 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <4ADBA395.7000701@netonecom.net> References: <3186591.1255903913790.JavaMail.root@n13> <4ADBA395.7000701@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <204180.29864.qm@web32805.mail.mud.yahoo.com> FWIW I know the person who writes this stuff: http://www.cyndifriberg.com/ From avantpop at hotmail.com Sun Oct 18 20:31:46 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sun Oct 18 20:32:04 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Speaking of horror movies, I have Ed Lee's HEADER from netlfix, where it is popular. Why aren't you naked in that one? _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft?s powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141664/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091019/a5aae737/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 19 12:37:38 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 19 12:36:53 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC Message-ID: <4ADC95D2.6080507@netonecom.net> I guess World Horror is no longer coming to Denver again, but it is going to be in Brighton (UK) in 2010. But I think that'll probably be Spring Break, when I'm hauling my daughter out to the desert... Now that it's leaving the country and seriously being World Horror, I'll be more tempted to re-visit it in the future. 2011 is in Texas, though. ={ Texas isn't 0.0000005% as tempting as a UK location. ={ Well, it's something I can do when I'm old and feeble. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 19 13:02:25 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 19 13:01:32 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ADC9BA1.9000905@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Speaking of horror movies, I have Ed Lee's HEADER from netlfix, where > it is popular. Why aren't you naked in that one? I probably would've been seen in that one. I don't want to be seen. Especially not naked. ={ Especially not bloated- alcohol-poisoned-just-threw-up-for-3-days-straight naked... The irony here... It was because I was having an issue with Ed Lee and running away from it that I wound up in Acid is Groovy. I was in one of my mental lalalands and getting ready to sleep in a hotel lobby or get lost in an alley in NYC and Joe and Nancy saved me and brought me home. I slept on their couch instead, which I'm sure was much safer. So the cameo and the foot fetish video of my feet were a "thanks for getting my alcohol poisoned ass out of trouble". Then I got home and got a copy of the new Ed Lee book, which was dedicated to me... and that gave me yet more mental problems. I used to pick up mental problems a lot. Still do, but much more slowly and sporadically. I don't think I read Headers. I don't think I have a copy of it. I would read it if I had a copy of it, most likely. I think he was mad at me for printing your review of The Chosen and I never saw anything of his after that. I probably printed your review of The Chosen due to my mental problem over the timing of it being dedicated to me. It's all just one big inter-linked sordid past. But not really. Ed Lee sent me an Easter Basket (full of candy) once. That was nice. The first time he wrote to me, he'd stumbled across CPAOD, I read the letter while sitting in a clinic waiting to get an abortion. Which also gave me one hell of a mental problem. (The abortion, not the letter.) I had already tried to poison myself into miscarrying. I remember lying on the kitchen floor spaced out with my eyes closed after drinking kitchen cleaners and hearing Paul say, rather worriedly, that I was going to die if I kept doing stuff like that. Of course he's the one who is dead. ={ Mike: Your story and Larry's email addie are on my dead computer. Can you re-send? I tried emailing you about it yesterday, but hotmail rejected me as spam. Comcast rejected me as spam when I tried to email Ron on Friday night. I seem to be spam a lot lately. Do I sound like a "gain 3 feet in your penis overnight" ad? I can only say that because I'm typing it, instead of saying it out loud. But part of why I've had a spam service for so many years is because the spam headers were making me physically ill. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From tokharian at yahoo.com Mon Oct 19 15:16:19 2009 From: tokharian at yahoo.com (Barbara Hainsworth) Date: Mon Oct 19 15:16:27 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <4ADC9BA1.9000905@netonecom.net> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> <4ADC9BA1.9000905@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <387246.69831.qm@web32804.mail.mud.yahoo.com> We all have our skeletons. Somewhere there is a video of me doing the hootchy-cootch dance in my belly dancing costume in a dorm at Princeton. No, I wasn't a student there. ----- Original Message ---- From: Jasmine Sailing To: Discussion About CP-ish Topics Sent: Mon, October 19, 2009 11:02:25 AM Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Speaking of horror movies, I have Ed Lee's HEADER from netlfix, where it is popular.? Why aren't you naked in that one? I probably would've been seen in that one.? I don't want to be seen.? Especially not naked. ={? Especially not bloated- alcohol-poisoned-just-threw-up-for-3-days-straight naked... The irony here... It was because I was having an issue with Ed Lee and running away from it that I wound up in Acid is Groovy.? I was in one of my mental lalalands and getting ready to sleep in a hotel lobby or get lost in an alley in NYC and Joe and Nancy saved me and brought me home.? I slept on their couch instead, which I'm sure was much safer.? So the cameo and the foot fetish video of my feet were a "thanks for getting my alcohol poisoned ass out of trouble". Then I got home and got a copy of the new Ed Lee book, which was dedicated to me... and that gave me yet more mental problems. I used to pick up mental problems a lot.? Still do, but much more slowly and sporadically.? I don't think I read Headers. I don't think I have a copy of it.? I would read it if I had a copy of it, most likely. I think he was mad at me for printing your review of The Chosen and I never saw anything of his after that.? I probably printed your review of The Chosen due to my mental problem over the timing of it being dedicated to me. It's all just one big inter-linked sordid past.? But not really. Ed Lee sent me an Easter Basket (full of candy) once.? That was nice.? The first time he wrote to me, he'd stumbled across CPAOD, I read the letter while sitting in a clinic waiting to get an abortion. Which a gave me one hell of a mental problem.? (The abortion, not the letter.)? I had already tried to poison myself into miscarrying.? I remember lying on the kitchen floor spaced out with my eyes closed after drinking kitchen cleaners and hearing Paul say, rather worriedly, that I was going to die if I kept doing stuff like that.? Of course he's the one who is dead. ={ Mike: Your story and Larry's email addie are on my dead computer. Can you re-send?? I tried emailing you about it yesterday, but hotmail rejected me as spam.? Comcast rejected me as spam when I tried to email Ron on Friday night.? I seem to be spam a lot lately.? Do I sound like a "gain 3 feet in your penis overnight" ad?? I can only say that because I'm typing it, instead of saying it out loud.? But part of why I've had a spam service for so many years is because the spam headers were making me physically ill. -- Jasmine Sailing? ? ? Cyber-Psychos AOD? ? ? jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though.? Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. _______________________________________________ Cpaod-discuss mailing list Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 18:53:34 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 18:53:42 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <4ADC9BA1.9000905@netonecom.net> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: I don't recall my review of THE CHOSEN or your being the dedicatee. What did I say? I don;t even recall the book. I have one of his newer ones here, SLITHER. His recent photos shows him having lost weight and being Florida tan. Michael Hemmingson > Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:02:25 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > Speaking of horror movies, I have Ed Lee's HEADER from netlfix, where > > it is popular. Why aren't you naked in that one? > > I probably would've been seen in that one. I don't want to > be seen. Especially not naked. ={ Especially not bloated- > alcohol-poisoned-just-threw-up-for-3-days-straight naked... > > The irony here... > > It was because I was having an issue with Ed Lee and running > away from it that I wound up in Acid is Groovy. I was in one > of my mental lalalands and getting ready to sleep in a hotel > lobby or get lost in an alley in NYC and Joe and Nancy saved > me and brought me home. I slept on their couch instead, > which I'm sure was much safer. So the cameo and the foot > fetish video of my feet were a "thanks for getting my alcohol > poisoned ass out of trouble". > > Then I got home and got a copy of the new Ed Lee book, which > was dedicated to me... and that gave me yet more mental problems. > I used to pick up mental problems a lot. Still do, but much > more slowly and sporadically. I don't think I read Headers. > I don't think I have a copy of it. I would read it if I had > a copy of it, most likely. > > I think he was mad at me for printing your review of The Chosen > and I never saw anything of his after that. I probably printed > your review of The Chosen due to my mental problem over the > timing of it being dedicated to me. > > It's all just one big inter-linked sordid past. But not really. > Ed Lee sent me an Easter Basket (full of candy) once. That was > nice. The first time he wrote to me, he'd stumbled across CPAOD, > I read the letter while sitting in a clinic waiting to get an > abortion. > > Which also gave me one hell of a mental problem. (The abortion, > not the letter.) I had already tried to poison myself into > miscarrying. I remember lying on the kitchen floor spaced out > with my eyes closed after drinking kitchen cleaners and hearing > Paul say, rather worriedly, that I was going to die if I kept > doing stuff like that. Of course he's the one who is dead. ={ > > Mike: Your story and Larry's email addie are on my dead computer. > Can you re-send? I tried emailing you about it yesterday, but > hotmail rejected me as spam. Comcast rejected me as spam when > I tried to email Ron on Friday night. I seem to be spam a lot > lately. Do I sound like a "gain 3 feet in your penis overnight" > ad? I can only say that because I'm typing it, instead of saying > it out loud. But part of why I've had a spam service for so many > years is because the spam headers were making me physically ill. > > -- > Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net > {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} > I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. > Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That > is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a > kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222985/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091019/cee5ada3/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 19 18:59:20 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 19 18:58:24 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Hodge Message-ID: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> I just created a Brian Hodge wikipedia page because... Hrm. Obviously because I think I'm God, and it was offending me that he didn't have one. Now all of those poor dead links around Wikipedia have a place to go... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Hodge I'll add more later. It's a decent start. Probably add his short story collections and some obligatory external links next. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 19:00:18 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 19:00:55 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC In-Reply-To: <4ADC95D2.6080507@netonecom.net> References: <4ADC95D2.6080507@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Texas...yee-hah. I may go, my buddy Ron Malfi will have a bunch of his Lesire horor novels out (1 every 8 months) and mine, SIN ISLAND (under as-yet chosen pen name) will be out from ol' Lesiure. Douglass Clegg was on Coast to Coast the other night...what a tool... Michael Hemmingson > Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:37:38 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC > > I guess World Horror is no longer coming to Denver again, but > it is going to be in Brighton (UK) in 2010. > > But I think that'll probably be Spring Break, when I'm hauling > my daughter out to the desert... > > Now that it's leaving the country and seriously being World > Horror, I'll be more tempted to re-visit it in the future. > > 2011 is in Texas, though. ={ Texas isn't 0.0000005% as tempting > as a UK location. ={ Well, it's something I can do when I'm > old and feeble. > > -- > Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net > {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} > I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. > Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That > is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a > kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222985/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091019/eb482f69/attachment-0001.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 19:04:06 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 19:04:18 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Hodge In-Reply-To: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> References: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> Message-ID: What ever happened to Don Webb? Is he still around? _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Free, trusted and rich email service. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222984/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091019/9d9cf83f/attachment.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 19:12:27 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 19:12:34 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC In-Reply-To: References: <4ADC95D2.6080507@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Perhaps a good pen name for it would be Louis Kahn Nin, great-grandson of Anais Nin. Michael Hemmingson From: avantpop@hotmail.com To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:00:18 +0000 Texas...yee-hah. I may go, my buddy Ron Malfi will have a bunch of his Lesire horor novels out (1 every 8 months) and mine, SIN ISLAND (under as-yet chosen pen name) will be out from ol' Lesiure. Douglass Clegg was on Coast to Coast the other night...what a tool... Michael Hemmingson > Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:37:38 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] WHC > > I guess World Horror is no longer coming to Denver again, but > it is going to be in Brighton (UK) in 2010. > > But I think that'll probably be Spring Break, when I'm hauling > my daughter out to the desert... > > Now that it's leaving the country and seriously being World > Horror, I'll be more tempted to re-visit it in the future. > > 2011 is in Texas, though. ={ Texas isn't 0.0000005% as tempting > as a UK location. ={ Well, it's something I can do when I'm > old and feeble. > > -- > Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net > {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} > I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. > Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That > is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a > kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign up now. _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091019/570c15f5/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 19 19:57:39 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 19 19:56:46 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Hodge In-Reply-To: <25966201.1255993655917.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> <25966201.1255993655917.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4ADCFCF3.8060000@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > What ever happened to Don Webb? Is he still around? Last I ever heard of Don, he asked me to remove Letters From the Fringe and then his bio because he was getting a job at a school. Now he's stuck being a prominent Setian on Wikipedia. Actually I think he sent email about a movie once, but it was long ago... in a galaxy made up in my brain... I do bump into Brian Hodge every now and then. Last time he was on his way into a music performance of some sort at the Boulder Public Library, and we were at a workshop there. I think that was last year in November, right around when I was gearing up for quitting the Go life ... Unfortunately when he asked "Oh, still doing the Go thing?" I said yes. -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 20:21:26 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 20:21:48 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Hodge In-Reply-To: <4ADCFCF3.8060000@netonecom.net> References: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> <25966201.1255993655917.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: Yeah I see he is director of admissions at Everett College...Don Webb, a droll suit in administration? Sounds like one of his stories: suit by day, demon by night...when you wanna go into mainstream society, I guess Letters from the Fringe could hurt you. But what about all the connections to Satanism? I guess he could claim religious discrimination if he wasn't hired for that. All I see is a collection is 2005 and a recent e-book about vampyres. Everyone is vampire now -- even Nancy Collins is writing vampire YA novels. Unfortunately, Don's 3 books with St. Martin's never going to ppbk or selling well pretty much destroyed his career in NY publishing. It happens to many. Three flops -- despite how good they may be -- and the publisher and others will not buy more, at least not under your name. One of the reasons I am no longer publishing genre and porn under my own name, as all my past stuff has affected some Hollywood/TV work and sales of other stuff...and with the mainstream collection and novel coming out soon, I have to play that ol' game. I don't mind the pen names as long as the checks are good. I enjoy being all these different people, from louis to Sandra Boise to Dawn Elliott and Don Elliott and Terence Fitzbancroft and Gabriel Kellgren, to my series of Dr. Mundinger-Klow sexology studies: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Garth+Mundinger-Klow&x=0&y=0 Michael Hemmingson > Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:57:39 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Brian Hodge > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > What ever happened to Don Webb? Is he still around? > > Last I ever heard of Don, he asked me to remove Letters > From the Fringe and then his bio because he was getting > a job at a school. Now he's stuck being a prominent > Setian on Wikipedia. > > Actually I think he sent email about a movie once, but it > was long ago... in a galaxy made up in my brain... > > I do bump into Brian Hodge every now and then. Last time > he was on his way into a music performance of some sort > at the Boulder Public Library, and we were at a workshop > there. I think that was last year in November, right > around when I was gearing up for quitting the Go life > ... Unfortunately when he asked "Oh, still doing the Go > thing?" I said yes. > > -- > Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net > {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} > I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. > Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That > is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a > kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222986/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091020/dd50711c/attachment.htm From avantpop at hotmail.com Mon Oct 19 20:26:11 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Mon Oct 19 20:26:19 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Literay In-Reply-To: <4ADCFCF3.8060000@netonecom.net> References: <4ADCEF48.8010204@netonecom.net> <25966201.1255993655917.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: Amazon has pre-order link up on my forthcoming collection of literary stories -- my first non-genre collection and a move to literary snobbishism. http://www.amazon.com/Pictures-Houses-Damage-Michael-Hemmingson/dp/0982520425/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255998177&sr=1-1 But I scratch my thug head a this descript: Michael Hemmingson has been called "Raymond Carver on acid" by literary guru Larry McCaffery and "a disciple of a quick and dirty literature" by the American Book Review. Hemmingson writes from within the everyday man's murky nightmares, offering hints and then, dazzlingly, reneging on his hints. _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail: Trusted email with Microsoft?s powerful SPAM protection. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/177141664/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091020/e8cff0ea/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Mon Oct 19 22:06:29 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Mon Oct 19 22:05:35 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Giant Nomura Jellies Message-ID: <4ADD1B25.8050200@netonecom.net> Did these pictures come up here before? Probably... I know there was a flurry of Jellyfish links, and some were big Jellies and some were Japanese swarms. But I can't check easily while my computer is dead, and I got reminded of this via the Mad Scientist list. http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/huge-jellyfish-attacks-nomura-jellyfish-the-giant-jelly-of-japan/ -- Jasmine Sailing Cyber-Psychos AOD jsailing@netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} I need coffee...without it I falter. Without it I sit here drooling. Sometimes I forget my coffee isn't a cigarette and I inhale it. That is okay though. Introduction through the sinuses gives it more of a kick. Eventually I suspect I'll be practical and try main-lining it. From jsailing at netonecom.net Tue Oct 20 13:37:08 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Tue Oct 20 13:37:21 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Woo hoo! My computer lives! Message-ID: <4ADDF544.2060403@netonecom.net> The repair shop claimed it couldn't be cloned, but Bruce cloned it this morning. I guess since we're lazy slobs and we haven't hired a computer maid, it's for the best that we brought it in ... they cleaned out the dust and tightened a fan. And boy was it ever dusty in there. ={ Now it's all pretty and clean and sharply black. ;) So, aside from us not getting EC Prophet's compound, the Mormons have lost this round. Not having my computer made me feel terribly insecure and out of sorts. Required some Valium and nail-chewing to get through the cloning process, but I feel much much better now. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 22 13:29:18 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 22 13:29:32 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <16094127.1255993233172.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> <16094127.1255993233172.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AE0966E.60108@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > I don't recall my review of THE CHOSEN or your being the dedicatee. > What did I say? It was a pretty negative review. I can't remember what Lee said about it, I just remember that being negative too. And I know I was doing a lot of uncomfortable squirming during that time period. Ah well. I showed the dedication to Amara recently, but wouldn't let her read the book. ;) I think... Well, I thought Succubi was a fun read. I guess I just didn't like The Chosen as much in comparison. There was a line in The Chosen that slipped into my regular usage vocabulary: "Let's pop this blow-stand". I probably started using it because it would've flown right over the heads of kids, unlike, say, "Let's get the fuck out of here". It wasn't even until very recently that I would say "Let's get the flock out of here". ;) I wonder how he's doing. I don't know any way to get in touch. I have several obsolete entries for him in my ancient rolodex. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Thu Oct 22 14:33:26 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Thu Oct 22 14:33:42 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? In-Reply-To: <4AE0966E.60108@netonecom.net> References: <4ADB91B5.3010004@netonecom.net> <964388.1255912759394.JavaMail.root@n13> <16094127.1255993233172.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: He's living in Florida somewhere, Miami or Ft. lauderadale...his Lesiure Books seem to be doing well, his last dedicated to his editor, "without whose support 'd be washing dishes." Recent photos of him show him thin and tan and looking 10 years younger than older photos. > Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:29:18 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Erotica writer? > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > I don't recall my review of THE CHOSEN or your being the dedicatee. > > What did I say? > > It was a pretty negative review. I can't remember what Lee said > about it, I just remember that being negative too. And I know > I was doing a lot of uncomfortable squirming during that time > period. > > Ah well. I showed the dedication to Amara recently, but wouldn't > let her read the book. ;) > > I think... Well, I thought Succubi was a fun read. I guess I > just didn't like The Chosen as much in comparison. There was a > line in The Chosen that slipped into my regular usage vocabulary: > "Let's pop this blow-stand". > > I probably started using it because it would've flown right over > the heads of kids, unlike, say, "Let's get the fuck out of here". > It wasn't even until very recently that I would say "Let's get > the flock out of here". ;) > > I wonder how he's doing. I don't know any way to get in touch. > I have several obsolete entries for him in my ancient rolodex. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Windows 7: It helps you do more. Explore Windows 7. http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/windows-7/default.aspx?ocid=PID24727::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WWL_WIN_evergreen3:102009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091022/a0c8b538/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 29 13:51:51 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 29 13:52:02 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty Message-ID: <4AE9D637.1000902@netonecom.net> Jury Duty was pretty short for me, as usual, but this was the shortest ever (we were all released at noon). Maybe because we're in the midst of a huge snow storm. Which happens, but it's October and it's the first big one of the year. One thing I always ask myself when getting summoned for jury duty: "Would I want me on my jury?". I repeatedly asked myself this question, right up until were released. I've never made it on a jury. One time, shortly after I began my magazine, I went through jury selection. The judge asked us what our occupations were. I was taking an interest in the case, so I tried to casually say "I edit and publish an arts magazine". That was the safest answer I could come up with. Then the judge asked "Oh? What's the name of the magazine?". I sighed and mentally waved bye bye to the case I was taking an interest in, and said, in a small voice, "Cyber-Psychos AOD". And that was that. Obviously I was de-selected with no further questions. The only time I made it "to trial" was a mock jury done as a focus group. And I got in trouble with the people paying for that mock trial. They walked in at one point and had me hushed up. I don't think I was wrong... I knew we needed to find for the corporation no matter how much it disgusted me... BUT some of the jurors were deciding that based on incorrect information. I corrected their information. That was not appreciated. I find that interesting, you would think the people paying for the mock trial would want to know what kinds of snags can come up. Note I'm not giving any details because that isn't allowed, even though it was a mock trial many many many years ago. I take things seriously. And, overall, I am a bright person. Technically I should be a fine addition to a jury. I don't confuse my own opinions with legal technicalities. I think everything through very carefully. I wouldn't be impatient and leap to a verdict just to go home. I would act as I would hope people on my jury would act. So, yesterday, I was pretty waffly on whether or not I would want me on my jury. It was difficult for me to reach a firm conclusion. I take Klonopin every night. While I was quitting smoking my nightly dose was doubled, and I haven't yet cut it back. Due to getting up for jury duty, I didn't sleep enough. Under normal circumstances, I need to spend some quality time with a coffee cup and various brain relocation habits in the morning. I stumbled into the jury duty summons holding room with my travel mug of coffee. I handed part of my summons in. I had misplaced the part with my address. So I brought my ID... which has my old address (to prove I'm me) and a bill with my new address (to prove I'm at the address the summons came to). And then she asked "Are you at *current address*" and I said no and started fumbling through my back-up material. When she asked if I live in Denver county and handed me a change of address form, I suddenly realized "Oh, wait, yes... I do still live there". So she asked if I'm still Jasmine Sailing. "Yeah, yeah, that one I know...". So I laughed at myself, and walked off with my coffee, and began wondering if I would want this person who forgot where she lives on my jury. Hopefully the coffee would wake me up. And then there turned out to be more free coffee in the back. I set it on "strong" every time (everyone else seemed to be getting "medium"). Sadly, sitting in a large over-crowded and over-heated room, bored out of my skull (I had forgotten to bring the books I set aside, and could only resort to reading Westword), is not the best way for me to wake my drug-addled brain up. I intently listened for my juror number during 2 calls. This is supposedly random. During the 2nd call, numbers shortly after mine were called. Other numbers ending in 2 were called. A number that was two before mine was called. Then the 3 numbers before that one were called. In a row. I began wondering if it's really fully random or if you can, say, take measures to avoid calling the woman who didn't know where she lived upon check-in. I neglected to mention that, as usual, I was wearing my dark polarized glasses at check-in. If they tried to look at my eyes for any source of my failure to know my address, they would have failed. At the time, I laughed and said I was tired. Which was true. After 11 my blood sugar started dropping. I had no money to buy food. My money was set out like the books I'd planned to bring, but what do you really expect from someone who mostly only knew her name at that time of morning. ={ I was concerned that I might wind up on a jury with crashing blood sugar and no luxury to go eat lunch. I tried calling Bruce's cell, but he couldn't hear me so I hung up. I sat back down. And then I heard Terry O'Quinn talking in the back of the room. I went through several rounds of pointing out to myself that Terry O'Quinn was not in the back of the room, I was not hearing him, maybe in my dazed and blood sugar crashy state my bored mind was letting someone sound like him. Then I would once again hear him and try to listen for a while, and then point out to myself again that it was not him. I reached the point of reasoning with myself that he does not live in Colorado, much less Denver, and therefore obviously would not have a Denver jury duty summons. Bruce suddenly appeared and sat down next to me. We discussed my blood sugar situation. Before we could settle on a plan, it was announced that everything had cancelled (or been dismissed) and we were all free to go. We went to lunch, and I had my answer. It was all for the best. I wouldn't want the person who was listening to Terry O'Quinn in the back of the courtroom, instead of paying attention to the case details, on my jury. I wrote this while drinking coffee, as part of the routine to wake my Klonopin-addled brain up. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Thu Oct 29 14:40:34 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Thu Oct 29 14:40:47 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <4AE9D637.1000902@netonecom.net> References: <4AE9D637.1000902@netonecom.net> Message-ID: Jry likes. I can just see you in deliberation: "HANG EM! HANG EM HIGH!" Michael Hemmingson > Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:51:51 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > CC: > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty > > Jury Duty was pretty short for me, as usual, but this was the > shortest ever (we were all released at noon). Maybe because > we're in the midst of a huge snow storm. Which happens, but > it's October and it's the first big one of the year. > > One thing I always ask myself when getting summoned for jury > duty: "Would I want me on my jury?". I repeatedly asked myself > this question, right up until were released. > > I've never made it on a jury. One time, shortly after I began > my magazine, I went through jury selection. The judge asked us > what our occupations were. I was taking an interest in the > case, so I tried to casually say "I edit and publish an arts > magazine". That was the safest answer I could come up with. > Then the judge asked "Oh? What's the name of the magazine?". > I sighed and mentally waved bye bye to the case I was taking > an interest in, and said, in a small voice, "Cyber-Psychos AOD". > > And that was that. Obviously I was de-selected with no further > questions. > > The only time I made it "to trial" was a mock jury done as a > focus group. And I got in trouble with the people paying for > that mock trial. They walked in at one point and had me hushed > up. I don't think I was wrong... I knew we needed to find for > the corporation no matter how much it disgusted me... BUT some > of the jurors were deciding that based on incorrect information. > I corrected their information. That was not appreciated. I > find that interesting, you would think the people paying for > the mock trial would want to know what kinds of snags can come > up. Note I'm not giving any details because that isn't allowed, > even though it was a mock trial many many many years ago. I > take things seriously. > > And, overall, I am a bright person. Technically I should be a > fine addition to a jury. I don't confuse my own opinions with > legal technicalities. I think everything through very carefully. > I wouldn't be impatient and leap to a verdict just to go home. > I would act as I would hope people on my jury would act. > > So, yesterday, I was pretty waffly on whether or not I would want > me on my jury. It was difficult for me to reach a firm conclusion. > > I take Klonopin every night. While I was quitting smoking my > nightly dose was doubled, and I haven't yet cut it back. Due to > getting up for jury duty, I didn't sleep enough. Under normal > circumstances, I need to spend some quality time with a coffee > cup and various brain relocation habits in the morning. > > I stumbled into the jury duty summons holding room with my travel > mug of coffee. I handed part of my summons in. I had misplaced > the part with my address. So I brought my ID... which has my > old address (to prove I'm me) and a bill with my new address > (to prove I'm at the address the summons came to). And then > she asked "Are you at *current address*" and I said no and > started fumbling through my back-up material. When she asked > if I live in Denver county and handed me a change of address > form, I suddenly realized "Oh, wait, yes... I do still live > there". So she asked if I'm still Jasmine Sailing. "Yeah, > yeah, that one I know...". > > So I laughed at myself, and walked off with my coffee, and began > wondering if I would want this person who forgot where she lives > on my jury. Hopefully the coffee would wake me up. And then > there turned out to be more free coffee in the back. I set it > on "strong" every time (everyone else seemed to be getting > "medium"). > > Sadly, sitting in a large over-crowded and over-heated room, > bored out of my skull (I had forgotten to bring the books I set > aside, and could only resort to reading Westword), is not the > best way for me to wake my drug-addled brain up. > > I intently listened for my juror number during 2 calls. This is > supposedly random. During the 2nd call, numbers shortly after > mine were called. Other numbers ending in 2 were called. A > number that was two before mine was called. Then the 3 numbers > before that one were called. In a row. I began wondering if > it's really fully random or if you can, say, take measures to > avoid calling the woman who didn't know where she lived upon > check-in. > > I neglected to mention that, as usual, I was wearing my dark > polarized glasses at check-in. If they tried to look at my > eyes for any source of my failure to know my address, they > would have failed. At the time, I laughed and said I was > tired. Which was true. > > After 11 my blood sugar started dropping. I had no money to buy > food. My money was set out like the books I'd planned to bring, > but what do you really expect from someone who mostly only knew > her name at that time of morning. ={ > > I was concerned that I might wind up on a jury with crashing blood > sugar and no luxury to go eat lunch. I tried calling Bruce's cell, > but he couldn't hear me so I hung up. > > I sat back down. And then I heard Terry O'Quinn talking in the > back of the room. I went through several rounds of pointing out > to myself that Terry O'Quinn was not in the back of the room, I > was not hearing him, maybe in my dazed and blood sugar crashy > state my bored mind was letting someone sound like him. Then > I would once again hear him and try to listen for a while, and > then point out to myself again that it was not him. I reached > the point of reasoning with myself that he does not live in > Colorado, much less Denver, and therefore obviously would not > have a Denver jury duty summons. > > Bruce suddenly appeared and sat down next to me. We discussed > my blood sugar situation. Before we could settle on a plan, it > was announced that everything had cancelled (or been dismissed) > and we were all free to go. > > We went to lunch, and I had my answer. It was all for the best. > I wouldn't want the person who was listening to Terry O'Quinn in > the back of the courtroom, instead of paying attention to the > case details, on my jury. > > I wrote this while drinking coffee, as part of the routine to > wake my Klonopin-addled brain up. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ New Windows 7: Find the right PC for you. Learn more. http://www.microsoft.com/windows/pc-scout/default.aspx?CBID=wl&ocid=PID24727::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WWL_WIN_pcscout:102009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091029/3772e078/attachment-0001.htm From toxbs at yahoo.com Thu Oct 29 15:40:30 2009 From: toxbs at yahoo.com (Bruce Young) Date: Thu Oct 29 15:41:08 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <383969.13441.qm@web31502.mail.mud.yahoo.com> I try to invoke my feeling that jay-walking should qualify for the death penalty to get off of most juries. Bruce "Hang 'em low 'n' slowwww" Young --- On Thu, 10/29/09, Mike Hemmingson wrote: From: Mike Hemmingson Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Date: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 12:40 PM Jry likes.? I can just see you in deliberation: "HANG EM! HANG EM HIGH!" Michael Hemmingson > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091029/bda0a28e/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Thu Oct 29 15:46:39 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Thu Oct 29 15:47:06 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <5208908.1256844275362.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <4AE9D637.1000902@netonecom.net> <5208908.1256844275362.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AE9F11F.1060404@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Jry likes. I can just see you in deliberation: "HANG EM! HANG EM HIGH!" It would be a simple extortion case, ala $40 or so. But after Terry O'Quinn eventually started discussing the serial rape- killer on LSD profile with Frank Black, and determining its relevance with the coming apocalypse, I would be desperately trying to explain this aspect of the hearing to the rest of the jury... -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From freakyzappo at yahoo.com Thu Oct 29 23:28:51 2009 From: freakyzappo at yahoo.com (Laszlo Panaflex) Date: Thu Oct 29 23:28:59 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <4AE9D637.1000902@netonecom.net> Message-ID: <785601.10803.qm@web53608.mail.re2.yahoo.com> Being unable to remember your name or address will not necessarily disqualify you. Where do you think they got the OJ jury? I was called for jury duty in Denver a while back and gave them the convenient excuse that I now live in Albq, an excuse they eventually accepted, reluctantly. As your attorney I advise you to bring a copy of the Constitution and read long passages from it, even when asked questions such as, can you remember your name and address? --- On Thu, 10/29/09, Jasmine Sailing wrote: > From: Jasmine Sailing > Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty > To: "CPAOD- Discuss" > Date: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:51 AM > Jury Duty was pretty short for me, as > usual, but this was the > shortest ever (we were all released at noon).? Maybe > because > we're in the midst of a huge snow storm.? Which > happens, but > it's October and it's the first big one of the year. > > One thing I always ask myself when getting summoned for > jury > duty: "Would I want me on my jury?".? I repeatedly > asked myself > this question, right up until were released. > > I've never made it on a jury.? One time, shortly after > I began > my magazine, I went through jury selection.? The judge > asked us > what our occupations were.? I was taking an interest > in the > case, so I tried to casually say "I edit and publish an > arts > magazine".? That was the safest answer I could come up > with. > Then the judge asked "Oh?? What's the name of the > magazine?". > I sighed and mentally waved bye bye to the case I was > taking > an interest in, and said, in a small voice, "Cyber-Psychos > AOD". > > And that was that.? Obviously I was de-selected with > no further > questions. > > The only time I made it "to trial" was a mock jury done as > a > focus group.? And I got in trouble with the people > paying for > that mock trial.? They walked in at one point and had > me hushed > up.? I don't think I was wrong... I knew we needed to > find me... BUT > some > of the jurors were deciding that based on incorrect > information. > I corrected their information.? That was not > appreciated.? I > find that interesting, you would think the people paying > for > the mock trial would want to know what kinds of snags can > come > up.? Note I'm not giving any details because that > isn't allowed, > even though it was a mock trial many many many years > ago.? I > take things seriously. > > And, overall, I am a bright person.? Technically I > should be a > fine addition to a jury.? I don't confuse my own > opinions with > legal technicalities.? I think everything through very > carefully. > I wouldn't be impatient and leap to a verdict just to go > home. > I would act as I would hope people on my jury would act. > > So, yesterday, I was pretty waffly on whether or not I > would want > me on my jury.? It was difficult for me to reach a > firm conclusion. > > I take Klonopin every night.? While I was quitting > smoking my > nightly dose was doubled, and I haven't yet cut it > back.? Due to > getting up for jury duty, I didn't sleep enough.? > Under normal > circumstances, I need to spend some quality time with a > coffee > cup and various brain relocation habits in the morning. > > I stumbled into the jury duty summons holding room with my > travel > mug of coffee.? I handed part of my summons in.? > I had misplaced > the part with my address.? So I brought my ID... which > has my > old address (to prove I'm me) and a bill with my new > address > (to prove I'm at the address the summons came to).? > And then > she asked "Are you at *current address*" and I said no and > started fumbling through my back-up material.? When > she asked > if I live in Denver county and handed me a change of > address > form, I suddenly realized "Oh, wait, yes... I do still > live > there".? So she asked if I'm still Jasmine > Sailing.? "Yeah, > yeah, that one I know...". > > So I laughed at myself, and walked off with my coffee, and > began > wondering if I would want this perso > on my jury.? Hopefully the coffee would wake me > up.? And then > there turned out to be more free coffee in the back.? > I set it > on "strong" every time (everyone else seemed to be getting > "medium"). > > Sadly, sitting in a large over-crowded and over-heated > room, > bored out of my skull (I had forgotten to bring the books I > set > aside, and could only resort to reading Westword), is not > the > best way for me to wake my drug-addled brain up. > > I intently listened for my juror number during 2 > calls.? This is > supposedly random.? During the 2nd call, numbers > shortly after > mine were called.? Other numbers ending in 2 were > called.? A > number that was two before mine was called.? Then the > 3 numbers > before that one were called.? In a row.? I began > wondering if > it's really fully random or if you can, say, take measures > to > avoid calling the woman who didn't know where she lived > upon > check-in. > > I neglected to mention that, as usual, I was wearing my > dark > polarized glasses at check-in.? If they tried to look > at my > eyes for any source of my failure to know my address, they > would have failed.? At the time, I laughed and said I > was > tired.? Which was true. > > After 11 my blood sugar started dropping.? I had no > money to buy > food.? My money was set out like the books I'd planned > to bring, > but what do you really expect from someone who mostly only > knew > her name at that time of morning. ={ > > I was concerned that I might wind up on a jury with > crashing blood > sugar and no luxury to go eat lunch.? I tried calling > Bruce's cell, > but he couldn't hear me so I hung up. > > I sat back down.? And then I heard Terry O'Quinn > talking in the > back of the room.? I went through several rounds of > pointing out > to myself that Terry O'Quinn was not in the back of the > room, I > was not hearing him, maybe in my dazed and blood sugar > crashy > state my bored mind was letting someone sound like > him.? Then > I would once again hear him and try to listen for en point out to myself again that it was not him.? I > reached > the point of reasoning with myself that he does not live > in > Colorado, much less Denver, and therefore obviously would > not > have a Denver jury duty summons. > > Bruce suddenly appeared and sat down next to me.? We > discussed > my blood sugar situation.? Before we could settle on a > plan, it > was announced that everything had cancelled (or been > dismissed) > and we were all free to go. > > We went to lunch, and I had my answer.? It was all for > the best. > I wouldn't want the person who was listening to Terry > O'Quinn in > the back of the courtroom, instead of paying attention to > the > case details, on my jury. > > I wrote this while drinking coffee, as part of the routine > to > wake my Klonopin-addled brain up. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net > @ > ???@ Me, I'm still just a heretic.? I'm > no Apostate.? I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice > man-made > ???things.? This seems appropriate in > this day and age, when > ???man-made things have overly consumed so > much of nature. @ > ?????@ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss > From avantpop at hotmail.com Fri Oct 30 14:45:41 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Fri Oct 30 14:45:49 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <383969.13441.qm@web31502.mail.mud.yahoo.com> References: Message-ID: That's excessive. Punishment for jay-walkin' should be the amputation of a leg. Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:40:30 -0700 From: toxbs@yahoo.com Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net I try to invoke my feeling that jay-walking should qualify for the death penalty to get off of most juries. Bruce "Hang 'em low 'n' slowwww" Young --- On Thu, 10/29/09, Mike Hemmingson wrote: From: Mike Hemmingson Subject: RE: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net Date: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 12:40 PM Jry likes. I can just see you in deliberation: "HANG EM! HANG EM HIGH!" Michael Hemmingson > _________________________________________________________________ Windows 7: It helps you do more. Explore Windows 7. http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/windows-7/default.aspx?ocid=PID24727::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WWL_WIN_evergreen3:102009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091030/27991245/attachment.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Fri Oct 30 16:30:04 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Fri Oct 30 16:30:20 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <10536767.1256928959438.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <10536767.1256928959438.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AEB4CCC.3040508@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > That's excessive. Punishment for jay-walkin' should be the amputation > of a leg. I dunno. I feel that might lead to jay-hobblin'. Amputate 2 legs and we have jay-rollin'. Bruce may be right, the death sentence may be the only way. This country will never be safe while jay-walkers/hobblers/rollers are running amok. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From avantpop at hotmail.com Sat Oct 31 14:18:51 2009 From: avantpop at hotmail.com (Mike Hemmingson) Date: Sat Oct 31 14:18:58 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <4AEB4CCC.3040508@netonecom.net> References: <10536767.1256928959438.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: Take two legs and deny them wheel-chairs...they will have to jay-crawl on their intrepid bellies, like the Untouchables of Japan and India. > Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:30:04 -0600 > From: jsailing@netonecom.net > To: cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > Subject: Re: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty > > Mike Hemmingson wrote: > > That's excessive. Punishment for jay-walkin' should be the amputation > > of a leg. > > I dunno. I feel that might lead to jay-hobblin'. Amputate 2 > legs and we have jay-rollin'. Bruce may be right, the death > sentence may be the only way. This country will never be safe > while jay-walkers/hobblers/rollers are running amok. > > -- > @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ > @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may > have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made > things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when > man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ > @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ > > > _______________________________________________ > Cpaod-discuss mailing list > Cpaod-discuss@mailman.netonecom.net > http://lists.netonecom.net/mailman/listinfo/cpaod-discuss _________________________________________________________________ Windows 7: I wanted more reliable, now it's more reliable. Wow! http://microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/default-ga.aspx?h=myidea?ocid=PID24727::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WWL_WIN_myidea:102009 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://lists.netonecom.net/pipermail/cpaod-discuss/attachments/20091031/24a25555/attachment-0001.htm From jsailing at netonecom.net Sat Oct 31 19:43:55 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sat Oct 31 19:44:13 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] Jury Duty In-Reply-To: <18474371.1257013503484.JavaMail.root@n13> References: <10536767.1256928959438.JavaMail.root@n13> <18474371.1257013503484.JavaMail.root@n13> Message-ID: <4AECCBBB.7040509@netonecom.net> Mike Hemmingson wrote: > Take two legs and deny them wheel-chairs...they will have to jay-crawl > on their intrepid bellies, like the Untouchables of Japan and India. Are you one of those fucking liberals, Mike? -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @ From jsailing at netonecom.net Sat Oct 31 19:48:11 2009 From: jsailing at netonecom.net (Jasmine Sailing) Date: Sat Oct 31 19:48:24 2009 Subject: [Cpaod-discuss] t. Winter-Damon tribute Message-ID: <4AECCCBB.2090706@netonecom.net> Not so happy Halloween! I'm going to put together a tribute to Damon in the first CPAOD Chibi. Halloween is a good day to mention this, right? I told Gordon just a bit ago, and asked if he wants to do a psycho occultesque art piece for it (Damon always liked his art... and, for that matter, Gordon and I did some flaking while assembling Forbidden Gospels... let us hope we can NOT do some flaking now). I will write something. Mr. Tibble will write something. Let me know if anyone wants to do anything. -- @ Jasmine Sailing @ The Blasted One @ jsailing@netonecom.net @ @ Me, I'm still just a heretic. I'm no Apostate. I may have been born a Pagan Heathen, but I only sacrifice man-made things. This seems appropriate in this day and age, when man-made things have overly consumed so much of nature. @ @ http://cyberpsychos.netonecom.net/jsailing @